Road Kill Cafe Uke tab by John Flynn (Baritone Chords)

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Don't touch that brake. 
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Don't turn that wheel. 
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The life you save, 
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Could be our next meal. 
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Four-legged critters, 
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Make tasty dinners.
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When something splatters,
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We'll make a platter. 

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At    the Road Kill Cafe,  
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We'll do it up your way.
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We'll cook it fresh right from your grill to ours, 
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Just scrape it off the tire 
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And we'll toss it on the  fire.
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Come chew the fat at the Road Kill Cafe.

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A gentle swerve   
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Makes a squirrel h'ors dourves, 
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You just can't beat a, 
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Fresh raccoon pita.  
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That mangled Chevy parked by the door,
           G7 
Made Bambi Parmesan
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For thirty four.

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We love it when you....
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Run down our menu.


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At    the Road Kill Cafe,  
      C              F 
We'll do it up your way.
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We'll cook it fresh right from your grill to ours, 
       F               G7 
Just scrape it off the tire 
          C               F 
And we'll toss it on the  fire.
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Come  chew the fat at the  Road Kill Cafe.
      Dm                    G7         C 
Come  chew the fat at the  Road Kill Cafe.