Everybody's Girl Uke tab by Jinkx Monsoon

[Intro]
Gm Cm (x4)
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A long time ago, 
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a lady who's name was Carmen
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Drove a man wild 
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until he was out of control
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Cm
I truly believe that I am a modern day Carmen
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A
In spite of the fact 
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I do not habla Español
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That girl is exactly like me
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We share this philosophy
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Olé, I say

[Verse 1]
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I'm not the type who's ready for dating someone steady
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I'm everybody's girl
D
On Sunday night it's Danny
On Monday, maybe Manny
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I'm everybody's girl
There's a point to my behavior
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Which is, smart girls always share their riches
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So if your heart succumbs don't let it
You're certain to regret it
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All others come and get it
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I'm everybody's girl

[Verse 2]
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I could never be a cowhand's girl
A
La-la-la-la-la-la And you wanna know why?
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I just can't keep my calves together
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Everybody's girl
Some old Greek called Aristotle said it
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If you've got it, why not spread it?
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So I'm grappling any sabres
Exerting any labors
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To share me with your neighbors
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I'm everybody's girl

[Verse 3]
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In case your passion rages, I'm in the yellow pages
A
I'm . . . girl
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You won't be disappointed
I'm also double jointed
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I'm everybody's girl
Though it leaves a lot of fellas cursin'
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I'm a person who needs dispersin'
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So you're here for my status
It's absolutley gratis 
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to use my apparatus
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I'm everybody's girl
Men and me are like pianos. When they get upright, I feel grand.
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Everybody's girl