Allemagne Zero Points Uke tab by Jan Böhmermann

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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We've conquered Paris
   Am              A
But never one heart
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We've killed millions
   Am              A
But never kill it
Dm
We don't do dancers
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We do Panzers
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Oh, how we ache to complain
   Am
And fuck it up again

[Pre-Chorus]
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Oh, years go by
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See us try
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See us cry

Fall two times
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Get up once
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Bursting dreams
    Am
Like Neunundneunzig Luftballons

[Chorus]
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Allemagne zero points
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(Three words so tender)
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Germany zero points
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(Unconditional surrender)
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Allemagne zero points
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Allemagne zero points
Dm
Allеmagne zero point
C
Oh, Oh, Oh-Oh
A#
Allemagnе zero points
C
(All hail, all hail, ja!)
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Germany zero points
A#
(Eternal failure)
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Allemagne zero points
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Allemagne zero points
Dm
Allemagne zero points
C
Oh, Oh, Oh-oh

[Verse 2]
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Though bad mistakes
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We've made a few
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It's been no bed of roses
  Am          A
No pleasure cruise
            A#
Though we've considered it a challenge
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Before the human race
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Still we're gonna losa
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Still we always lose

[Chorus]
A#
Allemagne zero points
C
(Three words so tender)
F
Germany zero points
Dm
(Unconditional surrender)
A#
Allemagne zero points
Am
Allemagne zero points
Dm
Allеmagne zero point
C
Oh, Oh, Oh-Oh
A#
Allemagnе zero points
C
(All hail, all hail, ja!)
A
Germany zero points
A#
(Eternal failure)
A#
Allemagne zero points
Am
Allemagne zero points
Dm
Allemagne zero points
C
Oh, Oh, Oh-oh


[Verse 3]
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Sad, sad, sad, sad, sad

And now we are so tragically sad

So masochistically sad
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So overly ambisious sad
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Because we long to fail
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We tend to suck
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So terribly bad
  A#m
So indelibly, teutonicly bad


[Chorus]
A#
Allemagne zero points
C
(Three words so tender)
F
Germany zero points
Dm
(Unconditional surrender)
A#
Allemagne zero points
Am
Allemagne zero points
Dm
Allеmagne zero point
C
Oh, Oh, Oh-Oh
A#
Allemagnе zero points
C
(All hail, all hail, ja!)
A
Germany zero points
A#
(Eternal failure)
A#
Allemagne zero points
Am
Allemagne zero points
Dm
Allemagne zero points
C
Oh, Oh, Oh-oh