Sixteen Saltines Uke tab by Jack White

Intro              ( E - G - A - B ) 2x

E         G          A        B
              She's got stickers on her locker
E         G          A        B
              And the boy's number's there in magic marker
E         G          A        B
              I'm hungry and the hunger will linger
              C                    D
              I eat sixteen saltine crackers then I lick my fingers

E         G          A        B
              Well every morning I deliver the news
E         G          A        B
              Black hat white shoes and I'm red allover
E         G          A        B
              She's got a big mailbox, that she puts up front
              C                    D
              Garbage in garbage out, she's getting what she wants


E          G          A        B
              Who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous of who?
E          G           A        B
              If I get busy then I couldn't care less what you do
E          G           A        B
              But when I'm by myself I think of nothing else
              C                    D
              Than if a boy just might be getting through and touching you

              ( E - G - A - B ) 2x

E         G          A        B
              Spike heels make a hole in a lifeboat
E         G          A        B
              Jumpin' and waving, I'm talking and laughing as we float
E         G          A        B
              I hear a whistle, that's how I know she's home
              C                    D
              Lipstick, eyelash, broke mirror, broken home

E         G          A        B
              Force fed, force mixed 'till I drop dead
E         G          A        B
              You can't defeat her, when you meet her you'll be what I said
E         G          A        B
              And Lord knows there's a method to her madness
              C                    D
              Bustin' those jokes as I float in a sea of sadness


E           G         A         B                                                
              She doesn't know but when she's gonna sit and drink up a few
E           G          A        B
              I'm sure she's drinkin two, but wondering what for and who
E           G           A       B
              And I'm solo rollin'. I'm one side off the boat.
              C                    D
              Looking out, throwing up, a lifesaver down my throat

Not sure about the solo...
              ( E - G - A - B ) 3x
         (3x) Who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous of who?

Outro         Cmaj (long)             Dmaj (long)
              E                       G