Grease And Fear Uke tab by Jack Black

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There was once a man who dreamed a dream
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A dream of burgers
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Of beef, tomatoes, lettuce, and some buns
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But sometimes dreaming burger dreams
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And dreams of burgers
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Can make a burger dreamer come undone
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Not talking well done, not talking medium well done
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We're saying burger dreams can make you come undone

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Have you ever smelled a man who stands
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Nеar a greasy grill all day long
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He smells likе grease and fear
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Grease and fear
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Grease and fear!
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Have you ever met a woman
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Who sleeps near a man
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Who smells like grease and fear
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She smiles a lot
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Just to pretend
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She doesn't mind the smell!

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But you know there's another smell
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And that's the smell of Bob and Linda's dreams
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And Bob's BO