Ass Back Home Uke tab by Gym Class Heroes (Baritone Chords)

Oh, it's so sexy y'all
        Eb    Bb            F
I don't know where you're going
   Gm                 Eb
Or when you're coming home
Bb          F              Gm               Eb    Bb
I left the keys under the mat to our front door
    F                  Gm
For one more chance to hold you close
        Eb    Bb            F
I don't know where you're going
     Gm
Just get your ass back home

Eb
We both knew this type of life
       Bb
Didn't come with instructions
       F
So I'm trying to do my best
        Gm
To make something outta nothing
        Eb
And sometimes it gets
          Bb
Downright shitty in fact
         F
When you call and I don't even know
     Gm
What city I'm at

        Eb
Or what day of the week in the middle of the month
     Bb
In a year I don't recall
             F
It's like my life's on repeat and the last time we spoke
  Gm
I told you I wouldn't be long
Eb                          Bb
That was last November now December's almost gone
    F                             Gm
I'd apologize but I don't realize what I'm doing wrong

        Eb    Bb            F
I don't know where you're going
   Gm                 Eb
Or when you're coming home
Bb          F              Gm               Eb     Bb
I left the keys under the mat to our front door
    F                  Gm
For one more chance to hold you close
        Eb    Bb            F
I don't know where you're going
     Gm
Just get your ass back home

        Eb
And you been nothing but amazing
      Bb
And I never take that for granted
              F
Half of these birds would have flew
                  Gm
To coop with you, you truly understand it
        Eb
And the fact you stood beside me
      Bb
Every time you heard some bogusness
F
You deserve a standing o
       Gm
'Cause they'd a just been over it

       Eb
Let em talk, let em talk, let em talk, let em talk
        Bb
Like we don't hear what they saying
       F
Let em walk, let em walk, let em walk, let em walk
           Gm
We'll just drive by and keep waving
Eb
Cause you and I above all that
Bb
Just let em wallow in it
F
Now they all choked up, yuck
Gm
Cause they be swallowing it

        Eb    Bb            F
I don't know where you're going
   Gm                 Eb
Or when you're coming home
Bb          F              Gm               Eb     Bb
I left the keys under the mat to our front door
    F                  Gm
For one more chance to hold you close
        Eb    Bb            F
I don't know where you're going
     Gm
Just get your ass back home

Eb                         Bb
No one holds me down like you do, sweetheart
F                    Gm
You keep doing that, I'll keep doing this
Eb
We'll be all right in the end
      Bb
Trust that
F
We put the us in trust, baby
Gm
Let's go!

Eb            Bb
I don't care what you're after
F          Gm
As long as I'm the one, no
Eb            Bb
I don't care why you're leaving
F              Gm
You'll miss me when you're gone

        Eb    Bb            F
I don't know where you're going
   Gm                 Eb
Or when you're coming home
Bb          F              Gm               Eb     Bb
I left the keys under the mat to our front door
    F                  Gm
For one more chance to hold you close
        Eb    Bb            F
I don't know where you're going
     Gm
Just get your ass back home

I'm home baby