High Tech Redneck Uke tab by George Jones

High Tech Redneck
Recorded by George Jones
Written by Byron Hill and Zack Turner

G
He got 13 channels of wrestling 
 
Coming in strong from a satellite send 
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Two hundred function remote control 
G
A big screen TV with stereo 
 
C
Football baseball NASCAR too 
G
With picture in a picture and it's all in view 
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And if it comes on just a little too late 
         G
With his VCR's he can get it on tape 
 

He's a high tech redneck  
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Mayberry meets Star Trek 
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He's bumpkin but he's plugged in  
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He's a high tech redneck  
 

He's got 20 sub-woofers in the bed of his truck 
 
A thousand watts of power and he keeps it cracked up 
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He ain't into hip hop he ain't into rap 
           G
He like to rattle them speakers with a Ronnie Milsap 
  
C
CD's and cassettes and digital tape 
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A CB and radar and scamming short waves 
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And if he needs to talk to his honey at home 
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He just a dials-up a number on his telephone  
  
Repeat #3