Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance Uke tab by Frank Zappa

Am
There will come a time when everybody
                       Bm
Who is lonely will be free to sing and dance and love
Am
There will come a time when every evil
                        Bm
That we know will be an evil that we can rise above
C                             C7
Who cares if hair is long or short or sprayed or partly grayed
    G                              Em
We know that hair ain't where it's at
Am
There will come a time when you won't
D                           G
Even be ashamed if you are fat

Gm  Gbm Fm  Em
Wah wah wah wah

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E|---3-5---3-5---3-5---3-5---3-5-3--------|
C|-4-----4-----4-----4-----4--------------|
G|----------------------------------------|

A|-5-2---2-5-2---2------------------------|
E|-----5-------5--------------------------|
C|----------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------|

A|----------------------------------------|
E|---3-5---3-5---3-5---3-5---3-5-3--------|
C|-4-----4-----4-----4-----4--------------|
G|----------------------------------------|

A|-5-2---2-5-2---2------------------------|
E|-----5-------5--------------------------|
C|----------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------|

A|-1-1-0-0-------------0-0-1-1---2--------|
E|---------3-3-2-2-3-3---------3----------|
C|----------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------|

A|--5-2-----------------------------------|
E|------5-3-------------------------------|
C|----------2-4---------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------|

A|----------------------------------------|
E|---3-5---3-5---3-5---3-5-7-5-3-5-3------|
C|-4-----4-----4-----4--------------------|
G|----------------------------------------|

Gm  Gbm Fm  Em
Wah wah wah wah

Am
There will come a time when everybody
                       Bm
Who is lonely will be free to sing and dance and love
Am
There will come a time when every evil
                        Bm
That we know will be an evil that we can rise above
C                                C7
Who cares if you're so poor you can't afford
                  G                           Em
To buy a pair of mod a go-go stretch-elastic pants
Am                                   D
There will come a time when you can even
                                 G
Take your clothes off when you dance