Unlikely Lovers (Falsettos) Uke tab by Themes

[Marvin]
E
Who'd believe that we two
E         Emaj7 A/E
Would end up as lovers?
 
[Whizzer]
       A/E     B9   E
Do you want me to reply?
 
[Marvin]
E
Him and me, you and I
      Emaj7  A/E
Passionately lovers
 
[Whizzer]
       G#7
Please don't get morbid

 
[Marvin]
A
Right.
 
[Whizzer]
A
It's just—
 
[Marvin]
      B/A
Don't fight
 
[Whizzer]
B/A
That I haven't died yet
 
[Marvin]
     E/G#
Just stop it
 
[Whizzer]
    G#7
I'm sick, but kicking
 
[Marvin]
F#m7
Geez
 
[Whizzer]
F#m7
Alright
 
[Marvin]
   F#7
Louise
 
[Whizzer]
F#m7       A/B
Good night
 
[Marvin]
A/B
I'm staying here in this spot
A/B                       Adim
Whether you want me to or not
Adim
I'm staying
 
E
Here I am, by your side
E       Emaj7 A/E
One old horny lover
 
[Whizzer]
          A/E      B9       E
Please go home and don't be scared
 
[Marvin]
E
What's the fuss? I'm not scared
E         Emaj7 A/E         C#7sus4
What good is a  lover who's scared?
C#7           F#m     G#/C
Hit me if you need to
                C#m          Amadd9
Slap my face or hold me till winter
   B6sus        
Oh baby, please do
  B6sus        
I love you, too
   E     Eadd4add9
My lover
 
[Whizzer]
D/E                      Bm7/E
Marvin, just go home and turn on TV
E              Eaug                  A-5
Drink a little something till you're dead
        A-5/G# F#m7
Think of me   around
         Am             E
Sleeping soundly in our bed
E/B                         Bsus4  Bsus4/F# 
Marvin, did you hear what I said?
B9
 
[Marvin]
E
Shut your mouth, go to sleep
E      Emaj7 A/E
Time I met a sailor
        A/E      B9
Are you sleeping yet or...?
E
What is what? Whizzer
E           Emaj7    A/E          G#7sus4 
But I can't help but feeling I've failed
Cdim/B
                  F#m   G#/C
Let's be scared together
                   C#m        Amadd9  B6sus
Let's pretend that nothing is awful
 
[Whizzer]
                   
There's nothing to fear
 
[Marvin]
                   B6sus
There's nothing to fear
 
[Whizzer]
     B6sus           
Just stay right here
 
[Marvin & Whizzer]
  Eadd4add9
I love you
 
[Charlotte]
E9sus4
Shhh, maybe he's tired
 
[Cordelia]
E9sus4
Shhh, maybe he's waiting for us
 
[Charlotte]
E9sus4           D9/E           Eadd9 E
Shhh, maybe he's waiting for a visit
 
[Charlotte & Cordelia]
        Amaj7/B F#m/B            A/B
Is it a bad     time? We'll come back
          E6sus4/B
If it's a bad time, we'll come back
           E6sus4
We'll come in
 
[Marvin]
E
Look at us, four old friends
E      Emaj7  A/E
Four unlikely lovers
 
[Cordelia]
         A/E       B9
We don't know what time will bring
 
[Whizzer]
E
I've a clue
 
[Marvin]
E
I have too
 
[Charlotte & Cordelia]
E          Emaj7   A/E
Let's look like we haven't
 
[Marvin, Charlotte, & Cordelia]
    G#7
And each say nothing
 
[Whizzer]
A
Sky!
 
[Charlotte]
A
It's blue!
 
[Marvin]
           B/A
I love the sky!
 
[Cordelia]
B/A
I love the trees!
 
[Marvin]
           E/G#
I love bad weather!
 
[Charlotte]
                            G#7
I love the earth beneath my feet!
 
[Whizzer]
G#7
I love friends that hover!
 
[Marvin, Whizzer, Charlotte, & Cordelia]
F#m7            C#m7/F#
Gee, we love to eat
       F#7            A/B
And we need something sweet
   E6sus4 Cm11
To love!
 
F
What a group we four are
F      Fmaj7  Bb/F
Four unlikely lovers
       Bb/C C    Dm/C Bb/C
And we vow  that we   will
F
Buy the farm, arm in arm
F      Fmaj7  Bb/F        A
Four unlikely lovers with heart
                  Gm7    A7
Let's be scared together
Aadd11             Dmadd9  Fmaj7/C Bbadd9  
Let's pretend that nothing is      awful
C6sus
 
[Whizzer, Charlotte, & Cordelia]
                   
There's nothing to fear
 
[Marvin]
                   C6sus
There's nothing to fear
 
[Whizzer, Charlotte, & Cordelia]
                  
Just stay right here
 
[Whizzer & Charlotte]
  Fadd9
I love you
 
[Marvin]
  Bbmaj7
I love you
 
[Whizzer, Charlotte, & Cordelia]
  Fadd9
I love you
 
[Marvin]
  Bbmaj7
I love you
 
[Marvin, Whizzer, Charlotte, & Cordelia]
F
Who'd have thought that we four
                F6/9
Would end up as lovers