20 Dollar Nosebleed Uke tab by Fall Out Boy

intro: C C C C  x2        
          C           Em         Am
 Have you ever wanted to disappear?
            D
 And join a monastery
            G
 Go out and preach on Manic Street?
            C              Em           Am
 Who will I be when I wake up next to a stranger
      D                G
 On a passenger plane (passenger plane)?

           C
 Permanent jet lag
 Em                Am
 Please take me back (please take me back)
 Em               D    G
 Please take me back
                 C
 I'm a stray dog sick
 Em              Am
 Please let me in (please let me in)
     Em             D
 The mad key's tripping
                          G
 Singing vows before we exchange smoke rings

           C
 Give me a pen
      Em
 Call me
 Am       G
 Mr. Benzedrine
     F             C
 But don't let the doctor in
   G                         Am
 I wanna blow off steam and
      Em
 Call me
 F        C
 Mr. Benzedrine (Mr. Benzedrine)
     Dm                   F
 But don't let the doctor
                       Am       G
 Don't let the doctor in

               C               Em          Am
 It feels like fourteen carats but no clarity
                    D
 When I look at the man who would be king
     G
 The man who would be king
             C               Em          Am
 Goes to the desert the same war his dad rehearsed
                D
 Came back with flags on coffins and said,
     G
 "We won, oh we won."

           C
 Permanent jet lag
 Em                 Am
 Please take me back (please take me back)
 Em               D     G
 Please take me back
                 C
 I'm a stray dog sick
 Em              Am
 Please let me in (please let me in)
     Em             D
 The mad key's tripping
                          G
 Singing vows before we exchange smoke rings

 C
 Give me a pen
      Em
 Call me
 Am       G
 Mr. Benzedrine
     F             C
 But don't let the doctor in
   G                        Am
 I wanna blow off steam and
      Em
 Call me
 F        C
 Mr. Benzedrine (Mr. Benzedrine)
     Dm                  F
 But don't let the doctor
                       Am     G
 Don't let the doctor in

 C           Em
 Ba ba ba ba Benzedrine
 Am          G
 Bla bla bla Benzedrine
    F           C          G   (G7)
 Ba ba ba ba ba Benzedrine ah
 Am          Em
 Ba ba ba ba Benzedrine
 F   F   F   C
 Bla bla bla Benzedrine
    F           C          G
 Ba ba ba ba ba Benzedrine ah

      C               Em
 Only one book really matters
     Am          G               D                   (G)     C
 The rest of the proof is on the television, on the...

      Em
 Call me
 Am       G
 Mr. Benzedrine
     F             C
 But don't let the doctor in
   G                     Am
 I wanna blow off steam
      Em
 Call me
 F        C
 Mr. Benzedrine (Mr. Benzedrine)
     Dm                   F
 But don't let the doctor
                      Am     G (once)
 Don't let the doctor in

          C           Em       Am (once)
 Have you ever wanted to disappear?