20 Dollar Nose Bleed Uke tab by Fall Out Boy (Baritone Chords)

G#                   C        Fm
Have you ever wanted to disappear?
           Bbm
And join a monastery
           Eb
Go out and preach on Manic Street
           G#             C            Fm
Who will I be when I wake up next to a stranger
     Bbm             Eb
On a passenger plane (passenger plane)?


          G#
Permanent jet lag
C              Fm
Please take me back
               Bbm   Eb
Please take me back Oh
                G#
I'm a stray dog sick
C             Fm
Please let me in
                  Bbm
The mad key's tripping
                         Eb
Singing vows before we exchange smoke rings
          

          G#
Give me a pen
      C
Call me
Fm
Mr. Benzedrine
    Bbm
But don't let the doctor in
  Eb                        G#
I wanna blow off steam and
C
Call me
Fm
Mr. Benzedrine
    G#               C
But don't let the doctor
                     Fm
Don't let the doctor in


              G#              C      Fm
It feels like fourteen carats but no clarity
                   Bbm   
When I look at the man who would be king
    Eb
The man who would be king
            G#              C             Fm
Goes to the desert the same war his dad rehearsed
               Bbm
Came back with flags on coffins and said,
    Eb
"We won, oh we won."


          G#
Permanent jet lag
C              Fm
Please take me back
               Bbm   Eb
Please take me back Oh
                G#
I'm a stray dog sick
C             Fm
Please let me in
                  Bbm
The mad key's tripping
                         Eb
Singing vows before we exchange smoke rings
          

          G#
Give me a pen
      C
Call me
Fm
Mr. Benzedrine
    Bbm
But don't let the doctor in
  Eb                        G#
I wanna blow off steam and
C
Call me
Fm
Mr. Benzedrine
    G#               C
But don't let the doctor
                     Fm
Don't let the doctor in

G#          C
Ba ba ba ba Benzedrine
Fm       Fm      
My my my Benzedrine
   Bbm         Bbm        Eb
My ba ba ba ba Benzedrine now
G#          C
Ba ba ba ba Benzedrine
Fm       Fm      
My my my Benzedrine
   Bbm         Bbm        Eb
My ba ba ba ba Benzedrine now


G#                   C
Only one book really matters
    Fm                          Bbm                   Eb
The rest of the proof is on the television, on the...

      C
Call me
Fm
Mr. Benzedrine
    Bbm
But don't let the doctor in
  Eb                        G#
I wanna blow off steam and
C
Call me
Fm
Mr. Benzedrine
    G#               C
But don't let the doctor
                     Fm
Don't let the doctor in


         G#          C        Fm
Have you ever wanted to disappear?

[Spoken:]
It's not me, it's you
Actually, it's the taxidermy of you and me
Untie the balloons from around my neck and ground me
I'm just a racehorse on the track
Send me back to the glue factory
Always thought I'd float away
And never come back
But I've got enough miles on my card
To fly the boys home on my own
But you know me: I like being all alone
And keeping you all alone
And the charts are boring
And the kids are snoring
And my ego's in a sling
You said you're not listening and I said I'm wishing...
And I said... I said...