Girls Girls Girls Uke tab by Emilie Autumn

11 Chords used in the song: Dm, Bb, A7, D, A, D/F#, D7, Em, B5, E7, E

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Year:  2012
Difficulty: 
4.32
(Intermediate)
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Dm Dm
Step right up
Bb Bb
We bring to you the finest entertainment
A7 A7
And I am pleased to be your humble servant
Dm Dm A7 A7
Accept our hospitality, indulge in abnormality

Dm Dm
Step right up
Bb Bb
We've something here for everyone's enjoyment
A7 A7
I do this as a gift, not for employment
Dm Dm A7 A7
A A portrait of insanity, approached with pure humanity

D D A A
Come see our girls, crazy girls
D/F# D/F# D7 D7 A A
If you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride
Em Em B5 B5
Those girls, crazy girls
D D A7 A7 D7 D7
They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal
D D A A
Tickets cheap, it's a crime
D/F# D/F# D7 D7 A A
And they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime
Em Em A7 A7 D D
To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
Em Em A7 A7 D D
Come see the girls, girls, girls

D D E7 E7
Some of them are really quite attractive as you see
A7 A7 D D
Some are truly hideous, I'm sure that you'll agree
Em Em A7 A7 D D
While others still look rather quite a lot like you and me
E E A7 A7
But you mustn't let them fool you, just one more rule

D D E7 E7
You shouldn't look this one too long in the eye
A7 A7 D D
And that one, let's just keep walking by
Em Em A7 A7 D D
These ain't no ordinary girls, and we've a steady supply
Em Em A7 A7 D D
Grab another cup of tea, and follow me

D D A A
To see our girls, crazy girls
D/F# D/F# D7 D7 A A
If you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride
Em Em B5 B5
Those girls, crazy girls
D D A7 A7 D7 D7
They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal
D D A A
Tickets cheap, it's a crime
D/F# D/F# D7 D7 A A
And they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime
Em Em A7 A7 D D
To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
Em Em A7 A7 D D
Come see the girls, girls, girls

D D E7 E7
Now, has anybody any clever questions for your guide
E E A7 A7 D7 D7
For a penny more, go on and ask, we have nothing here to hide.

Quiet down! You, sir?
D D E7 E7
If insanity's primarily a femininish malady,
A7 A7 D D
And no one's doubting that for it's a scientific fact,
Em Em A7 A7 D D
Then according to the medics, are they faultier genetics?
E E A7 A7
Are they born with this disease, or is it something they contract?

D D E7 E7
It's all to do with reproductive organs
A7 A7 D D
Which are naturally unstable in a dame
Em Em A7 A7 D D
You see, from lunar we have lunacy and lunatic and loony
E E A7 A7
And they're always ovulating by the cycle of the moony
D D
I have a question (shoot!)
E7 E7
Has any patient ever been released
A7 A7 D D
Would you send her home if her bizarre behavior would decrease?
Em Em A7 A7 D D
For the good of our society, they oughtn't reproduce
E E A7 A7
So while they may pretend propriety, we'll never let them loose

D D A A
Come see the girls, crazy girls
D/F# D/F# D7 D7 A A
If you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride
Em Em B5 B5
Those girls, crazy girls
D D A7 A7 D7 D7
They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal
D D A A
Tickets cheap, it's a crime
D/F# D/F# D7 D7 A A
And they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime
Em Em A7 A7 D D
To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
Em Em A7 A7 D D
Come see the girls, girls, girls

Some are born mad
Some achieve madness
Some have madness thrust upon them
This is the real thing my friends, 100 percent, authentic, mentally-ill
Except no imitations
For a little extra on the side, you can arrange
For a slightly more intimate encounter, wink wink
For a tuppence, just a tuppence, a handful of pills to feed the inmates
We've got pills for depression, obsession, agression, possession, indiscretion,
But there's a bloody pill for everything nowadays

A A
How big is a lady's brain?
Em Em E7 E7 D7 D7
It's really very, very small, a simple thought is quite a strain
Em Em
This seems just a bit inhumane
E E E7 E7 D7 D7
It's just a simple little shock, it doesn't cause her any pain

D D E7 E7
They're really more like animals than people
A7 A7 D D
Which, as we've proven, haven't any souls at all.
Em Em A7 A7 D D
The only bits that aren't inferior are bosom and posterior
E E A7 A7
And these are only useful in a seedy music hall

D D E7 E7
They don't bite, well they might
A7 A7 D D
I say this one does look hungry tonight
Em Em A7 A7
So get your picture with an inmate
D D
But be sure she's locked up tight
E E
They're practically wild sir
A7 A7
Protect your child sir

D D E7 E7
They don't recall the taste of freedom
A7 A7 D D
They're just happy if we feed them
Em Em A7 A7
So point and laugh, it isn't bad
D D
They oughtn't mind because they're mad!
E E A7 A7
If you haven't got a dime, toss us your pearls

You're welcome to enjoy

D D A A
Our girls, crazy girls
D/F# D/F# D7 D7 A A
If you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride
Em Em B5 B5
Those girls, crazy girls
D D A7 A7 D7 D7
They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal
D D A A
Tickets cheap, it's a crime
D/F# D/F# D7 D7 A A
And they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime
Em Em A7 A7 D D
To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
Em Em A7 A7 D D
Come see the girls, girls, girls


Em Em A7 A7 D D
I've got a lot more words to say, but I just can't make them rhyme
Em Em A7 A7 D D
So ladies, let this be a lesson to you, keep your hair uncut
Em Em A7 A7
Your corsets tight, your morals high
D D
Your knitting neat, your yappers shut
Em Em A7 A7
This is what comes of over-educating,
D D Em Em
mentally over-stimulating,
A7 A7
too much serious conversating,
D D Em Em
organized religion-hating,
A7 A7
sinful over-copulating,
D D Em Em
marriage without procreating,
A7 A7
girl-on-girl caught lesbiating,
D D Em Em
she was caught while masturbating,
A7 A7
they all mind manipulating,
D D Em Em
chronically hallucinating,
A7 A7
certainly there's no debating,
D D Em Em
some we just find fascinating,
A7 A7
women's rights facilitating,
D D Em Em
independent thought creating,
A7 A7
she just may be complicating,
D D D7 D7
get your money out, we're waiting

To see those
Em Em
Girls!
A7 A7
Girls!
D D
Girls!

Uke tab by , 08 Dec 2012

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