Men Called Uncle Uke tab by Elvis Costello

[Intro]
G               Em              C       G      Am       D
1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 &
G               Em              C       G      Am       D
1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 &
                                                        Now There's
[Verse 1] (Come in on 3)
G             Em           
newsprint all over your face
Em   C            G         Am       
Well maybe that`s why I can read you like a book
G                         Em                  C
Just when I thought I was getting my taste to bite
C G      Am               G      
I go and lose my appetite

[Chorus]
F                    G
Look at the men that you`d call uncle
Cm                       F
They`d like to sink their teeth into you
F       C             G
For the pride and the pleasure
        Am
And the privilege of having you

[Interlude]
x   C   x   G     Am  
                      If I 
1 & 2 & 3 & 4 &   1 2 3  4

[Verse 2]
G                         Em
say you`re the one do you think that I`m serious
    C        G       Am        D     
You get that kind of talk from older men
G                          Em
If I say I love you then I must be delerious
Em C           G                Am          D         G              
So why are you trying to put my temperature up again

[Chorus]
F                     C
Look at the men that you`d call uncle
C                     F
Having a heart attack round your ankles

[Interlude]
x   C   x   G        Am 
1 & 2 & 3 & 4 &   1  2  3  4
    C   x   G     Am  
                      When you 
1 & 2 & 3 & 4 &   1 2 3  4

[Bridge]
Dm             G
wake up with X-rated eyes
G        Dm            G
When you wake up still shaking
Dm         G      
How can I apologize
G      C                      Am      
As you check your effects and check your reflection
C                      Am           Bb        G
I`m so affected in the face of your affection

[Chorus]
F                    C
Look at the men that you`d call uncle
                      F
Having a heart attack round your ankles

[Interlude]
x   C   x   G        Am 
1 & 2 & 3 & 4 &   1  2  3  4
    C   x   G     Am  
                      I could
1 & 2 & 3 & 4 &   1 2 3  4
[Verse 3]
G                                Em                   C
swear, I could promise that I`ll always be true to you
C      G       Am      D     G   
But we may not live to be so old
G                             Em                     C
I could even say I`m going to do something new to you
C       G       Am       D             G
Now the girls I see just leave me cold

[Outro]
F                    G
Look at the men that you call uncle
F                    G
Look at the men that you call uncle
F                    E        Cm   G
Look at the men that you call uncle