Hey There Cthulhu Uke tab by Eben Brooks

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Hey there Cthulhu, down there in your sunken city
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You’re a billion light years distant and the stars look very pretty
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From R’lyeh
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So close and yet so far away
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Iä, Ië

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Cthulhu Fhtagn, or is that k-THOO-loo fuh-TINE?
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I can never quite remember, ’cause I’m not in my right mind
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Since I met you
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No one corrupts the way you do
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You know it’s true

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Oh, it’s what you’ll do to me
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Oh, and all humanity
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Oh, you’ll rise up from the sea
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Oh, kill everyone slowly
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Except the ones like me

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Hey there Cthulhu, I’ve been studying your gospel
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The Necronomicon, it gives me nightmares something awful
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Where I see
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The death of all reality
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It fills me with glee

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So when the stars are right, you’ll come and do your worst
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But that’s okay because I know you’ll eat the cultists like me first
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When you get here
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I know that day is drawing near
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I have no fear

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Oh, it’s what you’ll do to me
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Oh, and all humanity
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Oh, you’ll rise up from the sea
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Oh, kill everyone slowly

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A billion light years seems so far
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Below the sea, beyond the stars
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Of these humans’ putrid souls you’ll drink your fill
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The fools will all make fun of me
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But I’ll just laugh maniacally
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’Cause no one’s ever suffered like they will
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Cthulhu, I can promise you
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That by the time this cult gets through
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The world will never ever be the same
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Praise your dark name!


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Phn’glui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wagh’nagl fhtagn
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Boy, that’s really quite a mouthful, can’t quite cram it in my noggin
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Not today
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I try to say it anyway
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I feel my soul being to fray
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Still I away that frabjous day
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Cthulhu calay!

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Oh, it’s what you’ll do to me
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Oh, and all humanity
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Oh, you’ll rise up from the sea
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Oh, kill everyone but me
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Everyone but me