Older Ladies Uke tab by Donnalou Stevens

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INTRO: C C G G F F G G C C


C C
Well, I ain't 16, not a beauty queen.
G G
My eyes are baggin' and my skin is saggin'

And if that's the reason that you don't love me,
F F G G C C
Maybe that's not love.

C C
I ain't 20 either and I don't care neither.
G G
My hair is gray and I like it that way.
G G
And if that's the reason that you don't love me,
F F G G C C
Maybe that's not love.

CHORUS 1:

C C F F C C
If you don't think I rock, well we ain't gonna roll.
G G
If you don't think I hung the moon, my hot just turned to cold.
C C F F
If you wanna younger model, I wish you well, sweet pea.
G G
Cuz if you can't see what it is you've got,
F F G G C C
Then you ain't getting me.


C C
I got cellulite and achin' feet
G G
My thighs kinda jiggle when I giggle and wiggle

And if that's the reason that you don't love me,
F F G G C C
Maybe that's not love.


C C
My tummy ain't tucked or liposucked.
G G
It's a little poochy, but I still Hoochy Koochy

And if that's the reason that you don't love me,
F F G G C C
Maybe that's not love.

CHORUS 2:
C C F F C C
See, I'm no longer desperate. I'll only have a man
G G
if he has the smarts to see how HOT that I still am.
C C F F
If you want a younger model, I wish you well sweet pea.
G G F F G G C C
If you can't see what it is you have, you ain't having me.


BRIDGE:
C C F F G G C C
Older ladies, older ladies, older ladies... are DIVINE.


C C G G F F G G C C


C C
I gotta chicken neck and I love it, by heck
G G
It makes a double chin whenever I grin

And if that's the reason that you don't love me,
F F G G C C
Maybe that's not love.


C C
Well I got little breasts that droop from my chest,
G G
purt near down all the way to my nest.

And if that's the reason that you don't love me,
F F G G C C
Maybe that's not love.


OUTRO:
C C F F G G C C
Older ladies, older ladies, older ladies... are DIVINE!!!
C C F F G G C C
Older ladies, older ladies, older ladies... What are we ladies? are DIVINE!!!

 

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17 Jan 2018
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