Older Ladies Uke tab by Donnalou Stevens

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INTRO: C chordC G chordG F chordF G chordG C chordC


C chordC
Well I ain't 1 not a beauty queen
G chordG
My eyes are baggin' and my skin is saggin'

And if that's the reason that you don't love me
F chordF G chordG C chordC
Maybe that's not love

C chordC
I ain't either and I don't care neither
G chordG
My hair is gray and I like it that way
G chordG
And if that's the reason that you don't love me
F chordF G chordG C chordC
Maybe that's not love

CHORUS 1:

C chordC F chordF C chordC
If you don't think I rock well we ain't gonna roll
G chordG
If you don't think I hung the moon my hot just turned to cold
C chordC F chordF
If you wanna younger model I wish you well sweet pea
G chordG
Cuz if you can't see what it is you've got
F chordF G chordG C chordC
Then you ain't getting me


C chordC
I got cellulite and achin' feet
G chordG
My thighs kinda jiggle when I giggle and wiggle

And if that's the reason that you don't love me
F chordF G chordG C chordC
Maybe that's not love


C chordC
My tummy ain't tucked or liposucked
G chordG
It's a little poochy but I still Hoochy Koochy

And if that's the reason that you don't love me
F chordF G chordG C chordC
Maybe that's not love

CHORUS 2:
C chordC F chordF C chordC
See I'm no longer desperate I'll only have a man
G chordG
if he has the smarts to see how HOT that I still am
C chordC F chordF
If you want a younger model I wish you well sweet pea
G chordG F chordF G chordG C chordC
If you can't see what it is you have you ain't having me


BRIDGE:
C chordC F chordF G chordG C chordC
Older ladies older ladies older ladies are DIVINE


C chordC G chordG F chordF G chordG C chordC


C chordC
I gotta chicken neck and I love it by heck
G chordG
It makes a double chin whenever I grin

And if that's the reason that you don't love me
F chordF G chordG C chordC
Maybe that's not love


C chordC
Well I got little breasts that droop from my chest
G chordG
purt near down all the way to my nest

And if that's the reason that you don't love me
F chordF G chordG C chordC
Maybe that's not love


OUTRO:
C chordC F chordF G chordG C chordC
Older ladies older ladies older ladies are DIVINE
C chordC F chordF G chordG C chordC
Older ladies older ladies older ladies What are we ladies are DIVINE

 

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17 Jan 2018
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