The Flat's A Mess Uke tab by Dodie Clark

Dodie:
C
I might forget to wash my cup

Evan:
                            G7
I might forget to hang your wet clothes up

Both:
     Dm       G7      E7     Am
The flat's a mess and so are we
     F      G7                       C
But you and me are as good as we can be


Dodie:
C
I might have eaten all your cheese

Evan:
                        G7
That's okay but can you buy more please

Both:
     Dm       G7      E7     Am
The flat's a mess and so are we 
     F      G7                       C
But you and me are as good as we can be


Dodie:
C
I might have accidentally stretched your top

Evan:
                               G7
I might have-wait was that the one I just bought?

Both:
     Dm       G7      E7     Am
The flat's a mess and so are we 
     F      G7                       C
But you and me are as good as we can be


Dodie:
C
I borrowed your toothbrush the other day

Evan:
                      G7
Wh-that's disgusting! Why would-you know how I am with my mouth!

Both:
     Dm       G7      E7     Am
The flat's a mess and so are we 
     F      G7                       C
But you and me are as good as we can be


Dodie:
C
I put a cactus in your bed

                      G7
(Evan stands up and leaves)

Dodie:
     Dm       G7      E7     Am
The flat's a mess and so are we 
     F      G7                       C
But you and me are as good as we can be


Dodie:
C   G7   F   G7   E7   Am   G7   C
(whistling)


Dodie:
C
I might forget to wipe my feet


Evan:
C
I put spiders in your bed and replaced your shampoo with mayonnaise and 
                  (stop strumming)
unpaired all your socks and drew on your toys and vandalized your room and 

put beans in your shoes and ruined your dress. You don't want to know how.


Both:
     Dm       G7      E7     Am
The flat's a mess and so are we 
     F      G7                       C
But you and me are as good as we can be