The Flat's A Mess Uke tab by Dodie Clark

C
I might forget to wash my cup
                                           G7
I might forget to hang your wet clothes up
       Dm     G7            E7        Am
The flat's a mess and so are we
       F           G7            G7                      C
but you and me are as good as we can be

C
I might have eaten all your cheese
                                          G7
That's okay but could you buy more please

      Dm     G7            E7        Am
The flat's a mess and so are we
       F           G7            G7                      C
but you and me are as good as we can be

C       
I might have accidentally stretched your top
                                             G7
I might have - wait was that one i just bought

      Dm     G7            E7        Am
The flat's a mess and so are we
       F           G7            G7                      C
but you and me are as good as we can be

C
I borrowed your toothbrush the other day
                                                         G7
Wait what that's disgusting -why would you do that


      Dm     G7            E7        Am
The flat's a mess and so are we
       F           G7            G7                      C
but you and me are as good as we can be

C
I put a cactus in your bed
                            G7
(evan stands up and leaves)

      Dm     G7            E7        Am
The flat's a mess and so are we
       F           G7            G7                      C
but you and me are as good as we can be

C              G7        Dm       G7            E7        Am       F        G7       C

C
I might forget to wipe my feet
                                                                      G7
I put spiders in your bed and replaced your shampoo with mayonnaise and unpaired all your socks and drew on your toys and 

vandalised your room and put beans in your shoes and ruined your dress..

    Dm     G7            E7        Am
The flat's a mess and so are we
       F           G7            G7                      C
but you and me are as good as we can be