I'm Going To Hire A Wino Uke tab by David Frizzell (Baritone Chords)

9 Chords used in the song: C, F, G, D, A, E, B, F#, C#

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C C 
I came crawling home last night
F F
like many nights before
C C
I finally made it to my feet
F F C C
as she opened up the door
C C G G C C
and she said, "You're not gonna do this anymore."

C C
She said, "I'm going to hire a wino
F F
to decorate our home,
C C
so you'll feel more at ease here,
G G
and you won't need to roam.
C C
We'll take out the dining room table
F F
we'll put a bar along that wall,
C C
and a neon sign will point the way
G G C C
to our bathroom down the hall"

C C
She said, "Just bring those Friday paychecks
F F
and I'll cash them all right here.
C C
And I'll keep on tab for all your friends
G G
their favorite kind of beer.
C C
And for you I'll always keep in stock
F F
those soft aluminum cans,
C C
and when you're feeling macho
G G C C
you can crush'em, like a man."

C C
She said, "We'll rip out all the carpet,
F F
and put sawdust on the floor.
C C
Serve hard-boiled eggs and pretzels,
G G
and I won't cook no more.
C C
There'll be Monday night football
F F
on TV above the bar,
C C
and a payphone in the hallway
G G C C
when your friends can't find their car."

D D
She said, "I'm gonna hire a wino,
G G
to decorate our home.
D D
So you'll feel more at ease here
A A
and you won't need to roam.
D D
We'll take out the dining room table
G G
and put a bar along that wall,
D D
and a neon sign will point the way
A A D D
to our bathroom down the hall"

D D
She said, "You'll get friendly service,
G G
and varieted atmosphere.
D D
I'll slip on something sexy,
A A
and I'll cut it clear to here.
D D
Then you can slap my bottom,
G G
everytime you tell a joke,
D D
just as long as you keep tippin'
A A D D
we'll I'll laugh until you're broke."

D D
She said, "Instead of a family quarrel,
G G
we'll have a barroom brawl.
D D
When the ham's bear says its closing time,
A A
you won't have far to crawl.
D D
And when you run out of money,
G G
you'll have me to thank.
D D
You can sleep it off the next morning
A A D D
while I'm putting it in the bank."

E E
She said, "I'm gonna hire a wino,
A A
to decorate our home.
E E
So you'll feel more at ease here,
B B
and you won't need to roam.
E E
then when you and your friends get off of work
A A
and you have a powerful thirst,
E E
well, there won't be any reason why you
B B E E
can't stop off here first."

F# F#
She said, "I'm gonna hire a wino,
B B
to decorate our home.
F# F#
So you'll feel more at ease here
C# C#
and you won't need to roam.
F# F#
We'll take out the dining room table
B B
and put a bar along that wall,
F# F#
and a neon sign will point the way
C# C# F# F#
to our bathroom down the hall"

Uke tab by , 05 Aug 2013

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