Jessica Alba's Number Uke tab by Cosmo Jarvis (Baritone Chords)

10 Chords used in the song: D, G, A, Gmaj7, Bm11, C, Bm7, A7, Asus4, G5

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Artist: 
Year:  2009
Difficulty: 
3.2
(Beginner)
Key: DChords
D D G G A A x2

D D D D
When I'm watching TV
G G A A
The girls are all I see
D D
They're singing and dancing and acting and modelling
G G A A
None of them would look at me
D D
If I went to Jessica Simpson
G G A A
She'd think I was an ignoramus
D D
And if I tried to talk to Cameron Diaz
G G A A
She'd say "get lost boy, I'm famous!"
D D
All the women 'round here
G G A A
Have BO or they have rolls
D D
And some lucky bloke right now
G G A A
Is hugging Beyonce Knowles

G G
If I had Jessica Alba's number
A A
I'd call her right up
G G A A D D
And I'd ask her what she's doing at half past three
G G A A D D
And then I'd ask her if she'd marry me
G G
If I had Jessica Alba's number
A A
I'd be the luckiest guy in the world
G G A A D D
I'd be the luckiest guy in the universe
G G A A D D
And then some dick would try and steal her purse
Gmaj7 Gmaj7
So I'd smack him in the head with my mobile phone and I'd say,
A A
"Hey mister, leave Jessie alone!"

G G A A D D
If I had Jessica Alba's number,
G G A A D D
If I had Jessica Alba's number,
G G A A D D
If I had Jessica Alba's number,
G G A A D D
If I had Jessica Alba's number,

D D G G A A x2

D D
Fit girls getting shot in films
G G A A
I'm always into ya'z
D D
I'd like to go see Toy Story 2
G G A A
With just me and Britney Spears
D D
And then she'd say, "hit me baby one more time" and I'd say,
G G A A
"No way, Britney! Domestic Violence is a crime."
D D
I like the one from Showgirls
G G A A
When she's dancing 'round those poles,
D D
Or the really, really fit one
G G A A
Who sings in the Pussycat Dolls

D D
I've nearly got a moustache
Bm11
And they still wouldn't talk to me
D D
Kate Winslet naked in Titanic
G G A A
Or the lesbian from the OC

G G
If I had Jessica Alba's number
A A
I'd call her right up
G G A A D D
And I'd ask her what she's doing at half past three
G G A A D D
and then I'd ask her if she'd marry me..
G G
If I had Jessica Alba's number
A A
I'd be the luckiest guy in the world,
G G A A D D
I'd be the luckiest guy in the universe,
G G A A D D
And then some dick would try and steal her purse,
Gmaj7 Gmaj7
So I'd smack him in the head with my mobile phone and I'd say,
A A
"Hey mister, leave Jessie alone!"

G G A A D D
If I had Jessica Alba's number,
G G A A D D
If I had Jessica Alba's number,
G G A A D D
If I had Jessica Alba's number,
G G A A D D
If I had Jessica Alba's number,

G G A A D D
If I had Jennifer Lopez's number
G G D D
Or Kate Nash's number
G G A A D D
Or the girl who was in Transformers' number
G G A A D D C C Bm7 Bm7 A7 A7 G G Asus4 Asus4 A A G5 G5 D D
Or Jessica Alba's number..

Uke tab by , 03 Oct 2015

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