Christmas Haters (original Song) Uke tab by Colleen Ballinger

8 Chords used in the song: Gm, Cm, G, C, D7, Am, F, A

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Gm Gm
Recently I've noticed that there's a lot of anger in the world on the internet
Cm Cm
Which is understandable
Gm Gm
There's a lot of things to be angry about in our world today
Cm Cm Gm Gm
We've got things like wars, death, hate
Gm Gm
But that's not why people are mad

They're mad because
Cm Cm
I decorated for Christmas too early for their liking


G G C C D7 D7 G G
People are really mad at me cause I put up my Christmas tree
G G C C D7 D7 G G
Yes, it's November first, but I want Santa to come early
G G C C D7 D7 G G
There's absolutely nothing wrong with that, but people seem to disagree
G G C C D7 D7 G G
And by disagree, I mean they are really really really fucking pissed at me


Seriously, they're so mad

Let me show you

C C G G
I recently posted a photo
C C G G
Of my nutcracker king
Am Am F F
"I hate you, you decorute do early"
G G C C
"You are do annoying"
C C G G
What do you think of my headband?
C C G G
It makes me look like an elf
A A F F
"Disrespect for our soldiers and Thanksgiving"
G G C C
"Go smack yourself"
C C G G
I put up lots of twinkle lights
C C G G
And if filled my heart with glee
A A F F
"So you plan to eat Thanksgiving"
G G
"By your Christmas tree?" (Yes, bitch!)

G G C C
It makes me happy to have Christmas lights
D7 D7 G G
And garland everywhere
G G C C
I'm all smiles, so say what you want
D7 D7 G G
Cause I don't really care
G G C C
It doesn't affect you at all if my house
D7 D7 G G
Is covered in red and green
G G C C
And, honestly, it's kind of dumb that it offends you
D7 D7 G G
So you can go such my ween


G G
Seriously, guys
G G
This is a real problem we're having in the world today
G G
People are pissed
G G
But you know what?
C C D7 D7
I think that no matter what holiday you celebrate
G G
You should be able to decorate whenever you want
G G
And if that ticks people off
G G
Well, they need to get a new hobby


C C G G
I posted a photo of my Christmas wreath
C C G G
I covered it in tinsel and tulle
Am Am F F
"Are you insane? It's just November"
G G
"So stop trying to be cool"
C C G G
How do you like my Christmas scarf?
C C G G
I made it with sparkly yarn
Am Am F F
"What the he'll? It's not even December yet"
G G
"Go calm your farm" (What?)
C C G G
I love walking around in public
C C G G
In my cute little Santa hat
Am Am F F
"What about the people that don't even celebrate Christmas?"
G G
"Have you ever thought about that?" (Nope)

G G C C
It makes me happy to have Christmas lights
D7 D7 G G
And garland everywhere
G G C C
I'm all smiles, so say what you want
D7 D7 G G
Cause I don't really care
G G C C
It doesn't affect you at all if my house
D7 D7 G G
Is covered in red and green
G G C C
And, honestly, it's kind of dumb that it offends you
D7 D7 G G
So you can go such my ween

G G C C
Go suck my ween
D7 D7
If you don't like my Christmas tree
G G C C
Go suck my ween
D7 D7
If you think I decorate too early
G G C C
Go suck my ween
D7 D7
If you don't like my Christmas glee
G G C C
Go suck my ween
G G
Cause Christmas makes me happy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-birnkEqwkU <- refer to video for the strumming pattern, or to play along :)

Uke tab by , 19 Oct 2021

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