Cancer Of The Skull Uke tab by Cameron Winter (Baritone Chords)

[Intro]
G G C C
Dm7 Dm7 C C
F F Em7 Em7
D7 F C C
Dm7 Dm7 C C
F D7
 
[Verse 1]
G              C
  I am full of heavy metals
Dm7        C
  I am a heavy metal man
F       Em7                   D7     F
  I have work in the morning
C           Dm7                C
  I have two bags over each hand
 
F        Dm7
 
G               C
  I came up the stairs
Dm7                   C
  I came to meet your cigarettes
F                      Em7                      D7    F
You'd like to keep my salesman's teeth, wouldn't you, baby?
C                      Dm7                C
Well, I'm on a pirate's crazy-eyed quest, mm
 
F        Dm7
 
G                C
  I am wired to the man
Dm7                 C
  I take the train at dawn for him
F                      Em7        Dm7    F
  I threw the horrible secret out, mm
 C                 Dm7
  I bring the front door into our house
 
  C   F   G  C
 
G              C
  I came up here freeze
C                                                 F
  I came up here to sleep in your infamous kitchen
F        Em7                        Dm7
  You're holding out your baby's shoes, I can't take 'em
C            D7                  C
  I pray to a pirate's maniac religion
 
F  Dm7   G7
 
[Chorus]
F   C           F      C/E   D
Oh, cancer of the fingers
         C          F      C/E   Dm
And the hands of a beginner
C         G            Am Dm   F
Songs are meant for bad singers
C/E Dm  F    C           F      C/E   Dm
 I can't reach cancer of the 80s
       C          F      C/E   Dm
I was beat with ukuleles
    C           G            Am Dm   F  F/A
Oh, songs are a hundred ugly babies
Dm
I can't feed
 
[Verse 2]
G                C
My face is on the dollars
Dm7        C
I am one dollar in your hand
F                      C
I'd write a hell of a letter
Dm7        C
And anyone who doesn't know any better
C                    Dm7    C
Would tell you, I am that $0 man
 
F Dm7
Oh
G                   C
  I painted over the perfect nose
Dm7                                 C
   That touches something you learned in 2011
F                        Em7
   I buckled up for the fatal crash
               D#m7                    G
Took a bullet through the bulletproof glass
   C                 Dm
I kissed the emptiest car on the road
F  Dm
Oh   oh
 
[Chorus]
G     C           F      C/E   Dm
Oh, cancer of the fingers
         C           F      C/E   Dm
And the hands of a beginner
C         G            Am Dm   F
Songs of legendary swingers
C/E Dm  F    C          F      C/E
I can't keep cancer of the 80s
Dm                  C                  F      C/E   Dm
I've been getting spanked by everybody lately
            C         G          Am Dm   F C/E
All these songs are a hundred ugly babies, oh
 
[Outro]
Dm7 Dm7 C C
Dm7 Dm7 C C
F F C/E C/E
Dm7 Dm7 C C
Dm7 Dm7 C C
F  Dm7  G G
 
[Outro]
C  F   Dm
C  F   Dm
C  F   Dm
C  F   Dm
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