Anything Like Me Uke tab by Brad Paisley

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[Verse 1]
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I remember sayin' I don't care either way 
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Just as long as he or she is healthy I'm ok 
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Then the doctor pointed to the corner of the screen 
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And said "Ya see that thing right there well ya know what that means" 
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And I started wondering who he was going to be 
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And I thought heaven help us if he's anything like me 
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He'll probably climb a tree too tall and ride his bike too fast 
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End up every summer wearin something in a cast 
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He's gonna throw a ball and break some glass in a window down the street 

[Chorus]
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He's gonna get in trouble oh he's gonna get in fights 
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I'm gonna lose my temper and some sleep 
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It safe to say that I'm gonna get my pay back if he's anything like me 

[Instrumental]
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[Verse 2]
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I can see him right now knees all skinned up 
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With a magnifying glass tryin to melt the Tonka truck 
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Won't he be a sight with his football helmet on 
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That'll be his first love till his first love comes along 
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He'll get his heart broke by the time he's in his teens 
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And heaven help him if he's anything like me 

[Chorus]
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He'll probably stay out too late and drive his car too fast 
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Get a speeding ticket he'll pay for mowing grass 
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He's gonna get caught skippin class and be grounded for a week 
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He's gonna get in trouble we're gonna get in fights 
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I'm gonna lose my temper and some sleep 
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It's safe to say that I'm gonna get my pay back if he's anything like me 

[Instrumental]
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[Verse 3]
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He's gonna love me and hate me along the way 
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The years are gonna fly by I already dread the day 
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He's gonna hug he's momma he's gonna shake my hand 
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He's gonna act like he can't wait to leave 
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But as he drives out he'll cry he's eyes out 
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If he's anything like me 
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There's worse folks to be like 
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Aw he'll be alright if he's anything like me