White Woman's Instagram Uke tab by Bo Burnham (Baritone Chords)

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An open window
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A novel, a couple holding hands
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An avocado
     Gm                Dm C
A poem written in the sand
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Fresh-fallen snow on the ground
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A golden retriever in a flower crown
        C   F
Is this Heaven?
Dm C
Or is it just a

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White woman
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A white woman's Instagram
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White woman (White woman)
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A white woman's Instagram (Instagram)
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White woman
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A white woman's Instagram
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White woman
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A white woman's Instagram

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Latte foam art, tiny pumpkins
               A#  C
Fuzzy, comfy socks
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A coffee table made out of driftwood
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A bobblehead of Ruth Bader Ginsburg
                    Dm C
A needlepoint of a fox
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Some random quote from Lord of the Rings
                Dm                      A#
Incorrectly attributed to Martin Luther King
        C   F
Is this Heaven?
Dm      C
Or am I looking at a

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White woman
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A white woman's Instagram
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White woman (White woman)
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A white woman's Instagram (Instagram)
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White woman
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A white woman's Instagram
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White woman
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A white woman's Instagram

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Her favorite photo of her mom
            C
The caption says:
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"I can't believe it
                                      C Dm
It's been a decade since you've been gone
         A#
Momma, I miss you
                                      C
I miss sitting with you in the front yard
                Dm                         A#
Still figuring out how to keep living without you
                                           C
It's got a little better, but it's still hard
                Dm                      A#
Momma, I got a job I love and my own apartment
                                           C
Momma, I got a boyfriend, and I'm crazy about him
                 Dm              A#
Your little girl didn't do too bad
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Momma, I love you. Give a hug and kiss to Dad"

F                 C
A goat-cheese salad (Goat-cheese salad)
               Gm
A backlit hammock (Backlit hammock)
                   Dm C
A simple glass of wine
  F                                      C
Incredibly derivative political street art
                                        Gm
A dreamcatcher bought from Urban Outfitters
                Dm C
A vintage neon sign
A#           C                   F
Three little words, a couple of doves
                    Dm                            A#
And a ring on her finger from the person that she loves
        C   F
Is this Heaven?
Dm C
Or is it just a

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White woman
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A white woman's Instagram
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White woman (White woman)
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A white woman's Instagram (Instagram)
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White woman
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A white woman's Instagram
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White woman
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A white woman's Instagram