I Won't Be Home For Christmas Uke tab by Blink 182

# Intro   G Em D C D

G                             Em     
Outside the carolers start to sing,
                              C                                        D 
I can't describe the joy they bring, cause joy is something they don't bring me.
G                      Em
My girlfriend is by my side,
                                    C                                   D
from the roof are hanging cicles of ice, they're whining voices get irritating.
                       G
It's Christmas time again

G                                  Em                                          C
So I stand with a dead smile on my face, wondering how much of my time they'll waste
                             D
Oh God, I hate these Satan's helpers.
G                              Em                                    C
And then I guess I must have snapped, because I grabbed the baseball bat,
                           D
and made them all run for shelter.

# Chorus
                G       D          Em                     C               G 
It's Christmas time   again, it's time to be nice to the people you can't stand,
    D         Em               C                  G          D             Em
all year, I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer. You people scare me, 
        C                G        D                        Em          C 
please stay away from my home, if you don't wanna get beat down, just leave the
               D             G
presents, and then leave me alone.

G Em D C D (2x)

       G                                         Em
Well I guess it's not cool to freak on Christmas Eve, 
                                 C                         D
cause the cops came and arrested me, they had an unfair advantage.
G                                       Em
And even though, the jail didn't have a tree,
                          C                                        D
Christmas came a night early, cause a guy named Bubba unwrapped my package.

# Chorus
                G       D          Em                     C               G 
It's Christmas time   again, it's time to be nice to the people you can't stand,
    D         Em               C                  G          D             Em
all year, I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer. You people scare me, 
        C                G        D                        Em          C 
please stay away from my home, if you don't wanna get beat down, just leave the
               D             G
presents, and then leave me alone.

G    D   Em   C

G            D     Em           C
  I won't be home,   I won't be home for Christmas
G            D     Em           C
  I won't be home    I won't be home for Christmas
G            D     Em           C
  I won't be home,   I won't be home for Christmas
G            D     Em           C
  I won't be home,   I won't be home for Christmas
G            D     Em           C
  I won't be home,   I won't be home for Christmas
G            D     Em           C      
  I won't be home,   I won't be home for Christmas