This Modern World Uke tab by Blair Crimmins and The Hookers (Baritone Chords)

A  C#  D  B  A  E  C#m  E 
Verse I
 f#m    A
Happy New Year girls
           C#
I said “Your prince has arrived”
              D             B
with my head hung out on the passenger side
 A          C#m         E
Howling like a dog at the moon
            B             D             E
I know the clock is going strike here soon
           A                             C#m  
I see the signs of desperation through the holiday gloom 
             D                               B
and all the smiles from medication through the fog in the room
     Am               E                          A        E
my dollar isn’t worth a dime in these peculiar times

Chorus
             A
Oh I’m gonna find myself a woman
       C#
Gonna start myself a fight
           D                        B
I’m gonna hate myself tomorrow but I love myself tonight
            A                       F#
You’ll know me as the toast of the town
        B                C#m                   A    F  E
Well tonight this modern world won’t bring me down

(A  C#  D  B  A  E  A  E)

Verse II
               A
Well I’m an optimistic guy
        C#
I don’t dwell on the past
      D                       B
Good news, this year can’t be worse than the last
 Am                           E
Don’t know why I came here at all
            B                       E
when every day I go on dropping the ball
       A                    C#
But I sing like Sinatra and move like Fred Astaire
         D                         B
drinking champagne dancing on the tables and chairs
   A              C#m         E
and knocking over bottles and cans
             A
baby I’m your man

 (E  G#)
Chorus
            A
Oh I’m gonna find myself a woman
      C#
Gonna start myself a fight
          D                          B
I’m gonna hate myself tomorrow but I love myself tonight
             A                   F#
You’ll know me as the toast of the town
     B              E                   A     F  E
Tonight this modern world won’t bring me down

 (A  C#  D  B  A  E  B  E-A-E  C#  D  B  A  F#)

 B                       E
Well tonight this modern world 
                  A     F#
it won't bring me down, no
B                        E
Well tonight this modern world 
                 A     F    
it won't bring me down
        E         A    F
It wont bring me down
        E         A    F
It wont bring me down
        E        A
It wont bring me down