Shaving Cream Uke tab by Benny Bell

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I have a sad story to tell you 
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It may hurt your feelings a bit 
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Last night when I walked in my bathroom
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I stepped in a big pile of 

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Shaving cream be nice and clean
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Shave every day and you?ll always look keen

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I think I?ll break off with my girlfriend
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Her antics are queer I?ll admit 
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Each time I say darling I love you
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She tells me that I?m full of 

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Shaving cream be nice and clean
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Shave every day and you?ll always look keen

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Our baby fell out of the window
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You?d think that her head would be split
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But good luck was with her that morning
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She fell in a barrel of 

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Shaving cream be nice and clean
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Shave every day and you?ll always look keen

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An old lady died in a bathtub 
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She died from a terrible fit
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In order to fulfill her wishes
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She was buried in six feet of 

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Shaving cream be nice and clean
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Shave every day and you?ll always look keen


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When I was in France with the army 
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One day I looked into my kit
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I thought I would find me a sandwich
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But the darn thing was loaded with 

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Shaving cream be nice and clean
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Shave every day and you?ll always look keen

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And now folks my story is ended 
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I think it is time I should quit
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If any of you feel offended
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Stick your head in a barrel of 

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Shaving cream be nice and clean
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Shave every day and you?ll always look keen