Bitches Ain't Shit Uke tab by Ben Folds

(Intro)
C Am Em
Bitches ain't shit
Bitches ain't shit

(Hook)
C                      Am
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Em                     G7
Lick on these nuts and suck the dick
C                            Am
Let's get the fuck out after you're done
      Em                        G7
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run

(Verse 1)
F
I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright
           G
We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night
F
Tighter than the motherfucking gangster beats
           G
And we was balling on the motherfucking Compton streets
C                  Am
Peep that shit got deep and it was on
Em                    G7
Number one song after number one song
C                        Am
Long as my motherfucking pockets was fat
         Em                    G7
I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at
            F
But she was hanging with a white bitch doing the shit she do
G
Sucking on his dick just to get a buck or two
F
And the ends that she got meant nothing
    G                                                 C
And now she's suing cause the shit she be doing ain't shit
               Am            Em           G7                 C
(Bitches can't hang with the streets) She found herself short
                  Am           Em                       G7
(Now she's taking me to court) That's real conversation for your ass

(Verse 2)
  C                      Am
I once had a bitch named Mandy May
        Em                       G7
Used to be all in them guts like every day
    C                         Am
The pussy was the bomb, had a nigga on sprung
         Em                      G7
I was in love like a motherfucka licking the pearl tongue
    F
The homies used to tell me that she wasn't no good
            G
But I'm the maniac in black, Mr. Snoop Eastwood
     F
So I figure niggas wouldn't trip with mine
      G                             Dm
Guess what? Got gaffled by one time

I'm back in the motherfucking county jail
Am
Six months on my chest, now it's time to bail
C
I gets released on a hot sunny day
   F                                 Dm
My nigga D.O.C. and my homie Dr. Dre
                                          Am
Scooped in a coupe, "Snoop we got the news
                                                                C
Your girl was tricking while you was draped in the county blues"

I ain't been out a second
                    G
And already I gotta do some motherfucking chin checkin'
C                       Am
Move up the block as we groove down the block
Em                        G7
See my girl's house, "Dre, pass the Glock"
C                     Am
Kick in the do' and I look on the flo'
        Em                                         F
It's my little cousin Daz and he's fucking my ho"
                            G
I uncocked my shit, I'm heart-broke but I'm still loc'ed

(Man, fuck that bitch!)

(Three, four...)

(Hook)
C                      Am
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Em                     G7
Lick on these nuts and suck the dick
      C                      Am
Let's get the fuck out after you're done
      Em                 G7
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run

(Verse 1)
F
I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright
           G
We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night
F
Tighter than the motherfucking gangster beats
           G                                           
And we was balling on the motherfucking Compton streets
C                  Am
Peep that shit got deep and it was on
Em                    G7
Number one song after number one song
C                        Am
Long as my motherfucking pockets was fat
         Em                    G7
I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at
            F
But she was hanging with a white bitch doing the shit she do
G
Sucking on his dick just to get a buck or two
F
And the ends that she got meant nothing
    G                                                 C
And now she's suing cause the shit she be doing ain't shit
               Am            Em           G7                 C
(Bitches can't hang with the streets) She found herself short
                  Am    Em                       G7              C
(Now she's taking me to court) That's real conversation for your ass

(Outro)
C             Am            Em     G7
Bitches can't hang with the streets
C             Am            Em     G7
Bitches can't hang with the streets
C             Am            Em     G7
Bitches can't hang with the streets
C             Am            Em     G7  C
Bitches can't hang with the streets

Submitted by: MangoSoup