Be My Yoko Ono Uke tab by Barenaked Ladies

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And if there's someone you can live without, then do so.

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And if there's someone you can just shove out, well do so.

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You can be my Yoko Ono

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You can follow me wherever I go

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Be my, be my, be my Yoko Ono, oh, oh.

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Isn't it beautiful to see two people so much in love?

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Barenaked as two virgins hand in hand and hand and hand in glove.

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Now that I'm far away it doesn't seem to me to be such a pain.

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To have you hanging off my ankle like some kind of ball and chain.

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Oh no, here we go, our life is just one big pun.

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Oh no, here we go as Yoko sings--

#Stop playing

#Yell!


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I know that when I say this

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I may be stepping on pins and needles.

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But I don't like all these people

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Slagging her for breaking up the Beatles.

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  (Don't blame it on Yoki!)

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If I was John and you were Yoko,

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I would gladly give up musical genius,

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Just to have you as my very own, personal Venus.

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