From The Ritz To The Rubble Uke tab by Arctic Monkeys

Well, last night these two bouncers
    B
And one of 'em's alright, the other one's the scary one
D                 Em
His way or no way, totalitarian
B                                              
He's got no time for your looking or breathing
       D                        Em
How he don't want you to, so step out the queue
   B
He makes examples of you and there's nowt you can say
   D                          Em
Behind they go through to the bit where you pay
        B
And you realize then that it's finally the time
   D                           Em
To walk back past ten-thousand eyes in the line
        B
And you can swap jumpers and make another move
    D                              Em
Instilled in your brain, you've got something to prove
B
To all the smirking faces and the boys in black
    D                      Em
Why can't they be pleasant? Why can't they have a laugh?
             B
He's got his hand in your chest, he wants to give you a duff
      D                              Em
Well, secretly I think they want you all to kick off
          B           
They want arms flying everywhere and bottles as well
               D                       Em
It's just something to talk about, a story to tell, yeah


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B
Well, I'm so glad they turned us all away
B
We'll put it down to fate

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B
I said a thousand million things
B
That I could never say this morning

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B
Got too deep, but how deep is too deep?

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B                                       D
Well, this town's a different town today
                    Em                        B
Said, this town's a different town to what it was last night
                                 D      Em
You couldn't have done that on a Sunday
B
And that girl's a different girl today
D                    Em                       B                 
Said, that girl's a different girl to her you kissed last night
                                 D      Em
You couldn't have done that on a Sunday

Of course not

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B
Well, I'm so glad they turned us all away
B
We'll put it down to fate

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B
I said a thousand million things
B
That I could never say this morning

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B
Got too deep, but how deep is too deep?

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B D Em (x2)

B                              D
Last night, what we talked about
             Em
It made so much sense
    B
But now the haze has ascended
                          D   Em 
It don't make no sense anymore
B                                     D
Said, last night, what we talked about
             Em
It made so much sense
    B              
But now the haze has ascended
                       D      Em
It don't make no sense anymore, oh

B D Em (x8)

( i know it's not the best but i hope this have helped <3)