Rejoice Uke tab by Andrew Jackson Jihad

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Rejoice, rejoice, God's ears are stitches
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Rejoice, his eyes are big Xs
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Oh, rejoice, his arms are burning witches
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Oh, rejoice, his hands perform hexes
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Rejoice despite the fact this world will hurt you
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And rejoice despite the fact this world will kill you
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And rejoice despite the fact this world will tear you to shreds
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Rejoice because you're trying your best

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And rejoice, the bed you sleep in is burning
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Oh, rejoice, the sky's fucking falling
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Oh, rejoice, the world we know is turning
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Oh, rejoice, your father's been calling 
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Rejoice although this world will devastate you
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And rejoice although this world will penetrate you
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And rejoice although you will not survive
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Rejoice, you'll never make it out alive

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And rejoice, your hair it smells like burning hair
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Oh, rejoice, your nails all got chewed off
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Oh, rejoice, and holy fuck you're bleeding there
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Oh, rejoice, you burned your whole beard off
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Rejoice despite the fact this world will hurt you
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And rejoice despite the fact this world will kill you
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And rejoice despite the fact this world will tear you to shreds
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Rejoice because you're trying your best

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