Bad Wine And Lemon Cake Uke tab by Amanda Palmer

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I have a little house
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Close to town but not to the city
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Far from home but near my family
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No water views but so close to the sea
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I see, this is how my little life could be
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And I'm filling it with things
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Like furniture I find on the street
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And all the special things I'd like to eat
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Pictures of people that I'd like to meet, I'll meet them
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While I'm orbiting the world
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And it's so pretty and so lonely
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My lovely love affairs are all scheduled 'round the TV guide
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And my sex life has all been plagiarized
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In an attempt to meet a harsh deadline
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I'd like to rent a wife
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Then rent a husband to keep her for life
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The three of us, we could be so happy
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Them with each other, me with company
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I'll see them off on a flight around the world
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And it's so pretty and so lonely
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I could just die, I might just die
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I could just die, I might just die
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And at my funeral
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They will say Tom he was such a nice guy
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He went too early but he went in style
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They'll play my music and then they will cry
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Then they'll have a little wake
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They'll drink bad wine and they'll eat lemon cake
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And my mother's little heart will break
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And she'll say "Wait there must be must some mistake.
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He can't be dead, take me instead"
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Oh, but I'm not dead
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They tell me I'm not dead
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And they say that I'm not dead
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And that I won't die for some time
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In my little house
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Just writing little songs to pass the time
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Which incidentally is seven forty nine
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So don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine
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And don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine
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Don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine
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Don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine
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Don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine
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I'm just so fucking fine.