Makin' Whoopee Uke tab by Amanda Palmer and Neil Gaiman

Intro: 
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Another bride, another June
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Another sunny honeymoon
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Another season, another reason
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For makin' whoopee

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A lot of shoes, a lot of rice
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The groom is nervous, he answers twice
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It's really killing that he's so willing
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To make whoopee

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Picture a little love nest
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Down where the roses cling
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Picture the same sweet love nest 
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Think what a year can bring

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He's washing dishes and baby clothes
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He's so ambitious he even sews
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But don't forget Folks, that's what you get, Folks
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For makin' whoopee

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Another year or maybe less
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What's this I hear? Well, can't you guess?
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She feels neglected and he's suspected
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Of makin' whoopee

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She sits alone most every night
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He doesn't phone, he doesn't write
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He says he's busy, but she says, "Is he?"
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He's makin' whoopee!

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He doesn't make much money
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Only five thousand per
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Some judge who thinks he's funny
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says you'll pay six to her.

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He says now judge, suppose I fail?
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The judge says budge right into jail
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You better keep her, I think it's cheaper
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Than makin' whoopee