Cat Hair In The Wind Uke tab by AlmostPotter

Verse 1:
G C     G  Am    G                Dm    
I close my eyes, to try and fall asleep,
             Am               G
Then I hear scratching sounds
C   G  Am        G                Dm            Am
All my dreams... ruined, cuz the cat is banging at the window 
(spoken, no chords)
At five in the morning!

D     G      Am         D                   G           Am   G F
Birds in the wind, She wants to murder the birds in the wind

C     G  Am       G            Dm                Am          G
Same old song, a puddle in the bathroom like an endless sea
C   G  Am     G                Dm                  Am
All we do is clean up when the cat knocks over her water bowl

D       G      Am        D             G              Am   G F
Spilled on the floor. I stepped into a puddle on the floor

Improvised strumming: C  Am  F, F  Am  C  G

BRIDGE RANT: And now my socks are all soggy,
god I hate that sensation so much,
now I gotta change socks and it’s 10 in the morning,
I literally just put on a fresh pair of socks,
why can’t you just drink the water without knocking over
your water bowl like a regular cat?!
Why do you even need to paw at your water bowl in the first place?
It’s the same water, in the same water bowl, everyday-
there’s nothing new to explore or figure out.
If you were a wild cat drinking from a puddle or a lake
you wouldn’t knock it over, that doesn’t even make sense,
so just DRINK. THE WATER! *sigh* That was my last pair of clean socks.
Now my feet are cold.

          C   G  Am       G               Dm         
Now, it’s summertime. The cat is shedding everywhere,
      Am          G
it’s really gross
  C       G Am         G                Dm             Am
It floats away, and all your cleaning happens every single day

D         G      Am    D                  G              
Cat hair in the wind. Oh my god, there’s cat hair in the wind-
  D                 G               Am
(literally, there's cat hair in the wind)
D         G      Am  
Cat hair in the wind. 
  D                G              
(Every breath has cat hair in the wind)
  D                G              Am
Every breath is cat hair in the wind

D    Am (HOLD CHORD)
Cat hair...