Long Ago Uke tab by Adam Sandler

Gm           Bb

It all seemed so long ago
           F               Dm

Young and happy don't you know
             Gm                      Dm

Down by the creek I would show, fireflies to that girl
             Gm                Bb

But that was back when he was nice
          F                    Dm 

Before my warm heart turned to ice
           Em           A7

My sisters wig once had lice
    Dm

But that was long ago
    Bb                    Am        Gm                  F

The schoolyard's where we were, the first time I kissed her
   G7                         

He thought he got some tongue,
           C7

But it was only retainer.
          Gm       C7

Elenore's bra is a trainer.
          Gm                C

Well over there's my family home,
        F                Dm

And the woods we used to roam.
                    Em             A7

The only time I had sex was on the phone.
    Dm

But that was long ago.
             Gm              C

I carved our names upon that tree.
        F                Dm

I loved him and he loved me.
           Em              A7

My darling wife was once a he.
    Dm

But that was long ago.
            Bb            Am

He'd always whisper in my ear.
           Gm               F 

But then I started drinking beer.
    G7                             C7

My jewels got licked by six frisky deer.
               Gm          C    

Now he's just a loner and a liar.
       F                   Dm

And my trailer's caught on fire. FIRE!