London Underground Uke tab by Adam Kay

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Some people like to get a train to work, 
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Or drive in a Beamer or a Merc. 
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Some guys like to travel in by bus,
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But I can't be bothered with the fuss today,
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I'm gonna take by bike,
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'Cause once again the Tube's on strike.

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The greedy bastards want extra pay for sitting on their arse all day,
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Even though they earn 30k,
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So I'm standing here in the pouring rain,
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Where the fuck's my fucking train?

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London Underground (London Underground)
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They're all lazy fucking useless cunts
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London Underground (London Underground)
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They're all greedy cunts;
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I want to shoot them all with a rifle

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All they say is "Please mind the doors!"
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And they learn that on the two day course,
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This job can be done by a four year old,
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They just leave us freezing in the cold.

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What you smell is what you get.
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Burger King and piss and sweat,
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You roast to death in the boiling heat,
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With tourists treading on your feet,
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And chewing gum on every seat

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So don't tell me to mind the gap
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I want my fucking money back

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London Underground (London Underground)
            Em      Gbm 
They're all fucking useless cunts
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London Underground (London Underground)
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They're all greedy cunts;
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I want to shoot them all with a rifle

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lalalala
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lalalala

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The floors are sticky, the seats are damp,
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every platform has a fucking tramp
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But the drivers get the day off when,
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We're all late for work again

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London Underground (London Underground)
Em
wa wa wankers,
they're all wankers
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London Underground
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Take your Oyster card,
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And shove it up your arsehole