Crunch Punch Uke tab by The Voidz (Baritone Chords)

"Survivors I have interviewed and also from all of the historical reading.
 These are patterns. This has happened many times in history"
 
Bb Ab x6
 
Bb           Ab              Bb       Ab
Devils, evangelicals, they puppet my eye
Bb           Ab      Bb         Ab
He is the creepiest guy in the sky.
Bb              Ab        Bb     Ab
Re-runs on the radio, the DJ is wrong
Bb            Ab                 Bb           Ab
He’s just a preacher who pushed play on this song.
 
Bb Ab x2
 
Bb Ab x8
 
B                  Db    Bb
I can’t live on a farm forever,
B                          Db
Please just tell them I’m gone,
Ebm Bb           B
But not until tomorrow, 
                  Db     Bb
when I’ve made it out somehow.
B                    Bb
Can I pray for you, ‘ma—?
 
Bb Ab x4
 
Bb      Ab                Bb  Ab
Police they get in their face
Bb      Ab           Bb  Ab
Officer down on the scene
Bb        Ab          Bb            Ab     Bb   Ab    Bb Ab
‘Calling all cars we have an officer down, I repeat…’
 
E      Bb        Ab      F#
Best repeat what is not true
E    Ebm  Fm Db
Watch my neighbor
E        Bb        Ab     F#
We wont tell them what to do
E Ebm Fm Db
Aaaahhhhhh
E              Bb       Ab                    F#
Can you rescue me, everybody wants what they can’t see
E Ebm Fm Db
Aaaahhhhhh
       E          Bb         Ab     F#        E Ebm Fm Db
Yes I want it for me, but I want it for you, too.   aaah.
 
Bb Ab x21
 
Bb                 Ab             Bb        Ab
Come meet the ventriloquist who puppets my eye,
Bb           Ab      Bb        Ab
He is the creepiest guy in the sky
Bb         Ab                Bb         Ab
Everybody loves him and he kisses your hand
Bb            Ab              Bb        Ab
He likes to pretend that he sings in a band.
Bb   Ab
– Okaay.
Bb            Ab       Bb  Ab
Please don’t take the pain
       Bb         Ab           Bb Ab Bb Ab Bb Ab
It’s running all down on your face…       ehh..
Bb               Ab    Bb   Ab
“Don’t miss the show, okay?”
 
“-Ah, I can’t have time”
 
Bb Ab x4
 
F#                   Ab    F
I can’t live on the farm forever
F#               Ab
We live too far away
          F
From everything,
   B                        Db   Bbm
I pray for some things to change,
                    B
Your mother is a murderer,
            Db  Bbm
Trust me I know.
   B                      Db  Bb
‘…Shit, I got excited, oh-oh’
 
Bb     Ab       Bb       Ab
Can’t beat them it’s so hard
Bb     Ab       Bb     Ab
Wanna meet them in my prime.