The Subway Uke tab by Nick Blaemire (Baritone Chords)

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Riding on the subway
Hanging out and breathing underground
E/B
Blame it on the subway
Couldn't get reception while I was rumbling around
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Tumbling and fumbling, mumbling and crumbling down
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At the speed of sound, inbound

E
Sitting on the subway
Odd body odors from the bystanders who stand
E/B
Staring on the subway
Lots of different names forced into the same land
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As the panhandlers handle their pans

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And I don't know the reason why I stay
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I never get anywhere anyway
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On the subway

Bing bong!

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Waiting on the subway
Clock is ticking quicker than it usually does
E/B
Hating on the subway
Like it's sitting pretty in the tunnel just because
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It wants to make me cry
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Or in the summer, melt me 'til I'm dry
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Oh, why?

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And I don't know the reason why I stay
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But I'm still held hostage by the MTA
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On the subway...

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Upstairs, up there
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Everything's going fine
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You'd never know that I'm down below
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And never gonna be on time
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It's just a bunch of circles
Pretending to be lines...

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[pause, frustrated sigh]

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Living on the subway
Rushing to whatever tribulation might be next
E/B
Giving on the subway
All the out-of-towners on vacation seem perplexed
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As the B-Boys dance in their baggy pants
And their tinny homemade beats (wicky wicky!)
And the old ladies who miss their Mercedes still gyrate in their seats
And the B-Boys tip their hats for tips
And then rinse and repeat

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And it's actually kinda sweet
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Who knows who you might meet
B
Hundreds of feet beneath the street

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And I don't know the reason why I stay...
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But I'd pick stressful over boring any day!
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On the subway