’67 Come Back As A Cockroach Uke tab by Magnetic Fields (Baritone Chords)

Em C Em C Em G Dm C Em 

C   Em
Be nice or come back as a cockroach
  C     Em                 G
Think twice before being cruel
  Em             C
Those who are unlawful
 Em               C
Will be something awful
 Em                       G
When the wheel of life revolves
  Dm   C  Em
Flesh dissolves

 C Em
Behave or demons will devour you
  C    Em                   G
They crave the meat of bad boys
  Em              C
They find most delicious
  Em                C
The fresh flesh of vicious
 Em                      G
Tots who would deny the Lamb
  Dm C   Em
What a scam

 C   Em
How could one come back as a cockroach?
  C  Em                 G
Why would a spirit eat meat?
Em       C
I was a dyspeptic
Em          C
Epileptic skeptic
Em                         G
Other kids ask "why?" at two
Dm  C    Em
I still do

C  Em
I want to come back as a cockroach
C   Em                    G
Or haunt some drafty mansion
Em                C
I'm the kind of chilin'
 Em              C
Wants to be the villain
Em                        G
Always separate from the pack
  Dm    C    Em
Dressed in black

C    Em
I'm still a dreadful goody-goody
 C     Em                G
Won't kill an innocent flea
  Em             C
From the time I began
Em            C
I was mostly vegan
 Em                        G
Let that little cockroach be
 Dm    C    Em
Don't kill me