Don't Feed The Trolls Uke tab by Jonathan Coulton (Baritone Chords)

5 Chords used in the song: D2, G, A, D, Bm

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Album:  unknown
Difficulty: 
3.25
(Beginner)
Key: D, BmChords
D2 D2
Lucy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell
D2 D2
Lucy went to heaven but she still felt like hell
D2 D2 G G
So she only gave it two stars
G G A A
Worst place ever

D2 D2
She's the kind of person, anyway she tries
D2 D2
Always disappointed so she never feels surprised
D2 D2 G G
When she is always disappointed

[Pre-chorus 1]
G G
She holds my hand like I'm a barbed wire fence
G G A A D2 D2
Dance like they're watching you 'cause they are watching you

[Chorus]
D D A A
And when the bright lights find you
G G A A
Don't let your heart get lazy
D D A A
Keep all the worst behind you
Bm Bm A A
That stuff will make you crazy

G G A A
Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls
G G A A
Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls

[Verse 2]
D2 D2
Hello operator, please give me number nine
D2 D2
If you disconnect me I think that would be fine
D2 D2 G G
Because all I can hear is talking
G G A A
So much talking

D2 D2
Appreciate the outrage, I did the best I could
D2 D2
I thought about your think piece, I don't think it's any good
D2 D2 G G
And anyway, I didn't read it

[Pre-chorus 2]
G G
Who writes this stuff? 'Cause it makes no sense
G G A A D2 D2
I just checked my privilege and it looks fine to me

[Chorus]
D2 D2 A A
And when the bright lights find you
G G A A
They're gonna shine right through you
D2 D2 A A
Keep all the worst behind you
Bm Bm A A
Don't let the words get to you

G G A A
Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls
G G A A
Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls

[Verse 3]
D2 D2
The flies are in the meadow, the bees are in the park
D2 D2
Girls and boys are kissing as we stumble in the dark
D2 D2 G G
And we don't have a lot of time left

[Pre-chorus 3]
G G
You clutch your chest, you fake a heart attack
G G
Laugh it up, nothing looks good on me
G G
Somebody called, they want their something back
G G A A D2 D2
I'm not a piece of meat, I guess I'd like to be

[Chorus]
D2 D2 A A
And when the bright lights find you
G G A A
Bro, come on, bro, don't tase me
D2 D2 A A
Keep all the worst behind you
Bm Bm A A
That stuff will make you crazy

[Outro]
G G A A
Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls
G G A A
Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls
G G A A
Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls
G G A A
Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls

G G

Uke tab by , 27 Nov 2020

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