A Pretty Woman Is A Deadly Weapon Uke tab by Ferlin Husky (Baritone Chords)

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I wouldn't kick a cactus cactus plants have thorns
                                            G
I wouldn't kick a Brahma Brahma steers have horns
                                                  C
I never tease with honeybees cause honeybees will sting
    D7                                     G
But when I squeeze a woman I don't fear anything
 
          C                 G
And yet a pretty woman is a deadly weapon
     C                    D7
Is a deadly weapon like a gun
         C                 G
I know a pretty woman is a deadly weapon
      D7                         G
But I don't have sense enough to run
 
                                        D7
I wouldn't let a bobcat close enough to scratch
                                              G
And when I'm near explosives I won't strike a match
                                                             C
I won't give a snake an even break cause snakes can kill you dead
    D7                                    G
But when I kiss a woman I guess I lose my head 

          C                 G
And yet a pretty woman is a deadly weapon
     C                    D7
Is a deadly weapon like a knife
         C                 G
I know a pretty woman is a deadly weapon
      D7                    G
Yet I trust a woman with my life

         C                 G
I know a pretty woman is a deadly weapon
     C                     D7
Is a deadly weapon yes-sir-ree 
           C                     G
But I have known a lot of pretty deadly weapons
            D7                     G
And there's still a lot of life in me
   
            D7                     G
And there's still a lot of life in me