Lonesome Organist Rapes Page Turner Uke tab by Dresden Dolls (Baritone Chords)

7 Chords used in the song: Dm, C, Gm, Bb, F, G, Bbm

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Year:  2008
Difficulty: 
3.93
(Intermediate)
Key: unknownChords
Dm Dm             C C                 Gm Gm            Bb Bb
He told me that I knew just what to laugh at
Dm Dm C C Gm Gm Bb Bb
and I wanted to but I just couldn't ask if he would take it back so
F F G G Bb Bb
I could know for certain..

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So on the bench I watched his left hand crossing
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while doubling entendres with the voicings.
Dm Dm C C Gm Gm Bb Bb
He said, "Oh darling, you're charming, Please don't find it alarming if I
Dm Dm C C Gm Gm Bb Bb
pull this stop out to free up a hand for heavy petting!"

F F Bb Bb
Now, there, there;
F F Bb Bb
I'm a friendly man.
F F Bb Bb F F
I joke about sex because it's funny when you're
Dm Dm C C Gm Gm Bb Bb
frightened (ah, ah)
Dm Dm C C Gm Gm Bb Bb
(ah ah, ah ah)


Dm Dm C C Gm Gm Bb Bb
So silently I sat and turned the pages,
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recalculating our respective ages.
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Over my shoulder, he muttered, "If I get any older, you can
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hack my wrists off with your choice of objects, no, I'm kidding"

F F Bb Bb
Don't be scared;
F F Bb Bb
I'm a friendly man.
F F Bb Bb F F
I joke about death because it's funny when you're
Dm Dm C C Gm Gm Bb Bb
frightened (ah, ah)
Dm Dm C C Gm Gm Bb Bb
(ah ah, ah ah)

F F Bbm Bbm F F
This is as far as I could get.
Bb Bb F F
He jabbed a needle in my neck,
Bb Bb F F
erasing all the evidence,
Bb Bb F F
but there were matchsticks in my pants,
Bb Bb F F
and if a rock should hit my head
Bb Bb F F
and I remember what he did,
F F F F
you'll be the very first to know.
F F F F F F
Maybe I'll find out why this damn thing won't stop bleeding!

(break)
Dm Dm C C Gm Gm Bb Bb Dm Dm C C Gm Gm Bb Bb

Dm Dm C C Gm Gm Bb Bb
He told me that I showed a great potential,
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that given I turned heads and pages, fame would be a piece of cake
F F G G Bb Bb
but practice was essential..
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So like a stupid child I believed it
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and golly, who would ever had agreed if
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I had been Schubert or Mozart, devoted to the fine art of
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perfecting absolutely everything inconsequential.

F F Bb Bb
Don't be sad;
F F Bb Bb
I'll come back again.
F F Bb Bb F F
I joke about trash 'cause it takes class to be
Dm Dm C C Gm Gm Bb Bb
enlightened (ah, ah)
Dm Dm C C Gm Gm Bb Bb
(ah ah, ah ah)

F F Bbm Bbm F F
So several decades have gone by.
Bb Bb F F
I am still sitting by his side.
Bb Bb F F
I turn the pages faithfully.
Bb Bb F F
He turns his head and smiles at me
Bb Bb F F
and with a wink he says, "I doubt
F F F F
we would be anywhere without
F F F F F F
your gift for keeping truth and consequence from meeting.."

(instrumental to end)

Uke tab by , 31 Mar 2014

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