You Can't Fight The Homestuck Tab par Kylee Henke

He-lllo, everybody! Let me tell you about Homestuck...

(G, D, Am, and C throughout)

John Egbert, Rose Lalonde
Ascend, descend, rise up, abscond
Jade Harley, Dave Strider
They all play Sburb and end the world
Harlequin
Nanna, Bro
Mom, Dad
Youth roll
Grandpa, Pesterchum
Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro

Heat and clockwork, wind and shade
Frost and frogs, light and rain
Vagabond and Mendicant
Renegade, consorts and Denizens
Skaia, four-thirteen
Countdown to the Reckoning
Derse and Prospit
Carapaces
Pogo Hammer, Sassacre

You can't fight the Home-stuck
Though it's weird and random
It's the greatest fandom
You can't fight the Home-stuck
True, it's quite outrageous
But it's all contagious

Jasper's secret, Davesprite
Casey, Mutie, doomed timelines
Good dog, best friend
Jack causes many people's ends
Black Queen, nak nak
Stuffing corpses, shoosh pap
Robot bunnies, Midnight Crew
H3Y COOLK1D, 1S TH1S YOU?

Lil' Cal, babies
Ecto-biology
Apple juice, Pupa Pan
Nic Cage, Cit-y of Cans
Doc Scratch, Snowman
I warned you 'bout those stairs, man
God Tiers, March drag
Who even is this douchebag?

You can't fight the Home-stuck
Though it's weird and random
It's the greatest fandom
You can't fight the Home-stuck
True, it's quite outrageous
But it's all contagious

Exploring with A-ra-di-a
Tavros, Sollux, Nep-e-ta
Ter-e-zi's nuts, Karkat's a crab
Gam-zee's got issues with his dad
Equius, Fe-fe-ri
Kanaya the vampire fashion queen
She slices Eri-dan in half
And Vriska is a bad-ass

Shipping charts, sick fires
All the irons in the fire
Buckets, squiddles, an-gels
All the lusii get culled
Faygo, recupercoons
Horrorterrors kill you
Troll Jegus, killer clowns
Mobius double reach around

You can't fight the Home-stuck
Though it's weird and random
It's the greatest fandom
You can't fight the Home-stuck
True, it's quite outrageous
But it's all contagious

Matesprits, auspistice
Moirail and kismesis
Betty Crocker, ICP
Dead Daves are the enemy
Green sun, Alpha-verse
Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk
uu, UU
Princely tights
Guy Fieri is the Antichrist

Captchalogue, modus
And Strife Specibus
Heir and Knight
Witch and Seer
Can't outrun what's already here

You can't fight the Home-stuck
Though it's weird and random
It's the greatest fandom
You can't fight the Home-stuck
True, it's quite outrageous
But it's all contagious

Dreambubbles, shenanigans
All who die come back again
Tick, tock, break heads
Honk honk
Scary wolf heads
Cue balls, magic dogs
The universe
Is a frog

Felt mob and fairies
Lord Eng-lish killed Huss-ie
Troll cops, Thresh Prince
Don't screw with the Condesce
Scalemates, rap wars
Blowing up the Tumor
Zillyhoo, shaving cream
Echeladder, science beam
Cascade, Morse code
This fandom's about to EXPLODE

You can't fight the Home-stuck
Though it's weird and random
It's the greatest fandom
You can't fight the Home-stuck
And from now on
It will go on
And on
And on
And on
And on
And on
And on
And on
And on
And on
You can't fight the Home-stuck
Though it's weird and random
It's the greatest fandom
You can't fight the Home-stuck
True, it's quite outrageous
But it's all contagious