Pregnant Women Are Smug Tab por Garfunkel And Oates (Acordes Baritono)

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Pregnant women are smug
         D                E
Everyone knows it, nobody says it, 
                A
because they're pregnant


A      E        C#m   F#m
Effing son of a gun
                    D                         E
You think you're so deep now, you give me the creeps now 
            A
that you're pregnant

F#m                               C#m
           I can’t count all the ways how
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           You speak in clichés now

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I can’t wait to hear someone say
                   D
Don’t care if it’s brain-dead
                   E
Don’t care if it’s limbless
            A
If it has a penis


      A        E         C#m    F#m
Cause Pregnant women are smug
         D                E
Everyone knows it, nobody says it, 
                A
because they're pregnant

F#m                               C#m
         This zen world you’re enjoying
F#m                          E
         Makes you really annoying

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Bitch, I don’t really care
              D
I was being polite now
                  E
Since you have no life now
            A
That you’re pregnant

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You say you’re walking on air
                      D
You think that you’re glowing
                 E
But you had been ho-ing
               A
And now you’re pregnant

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              You’re just giving birth now
F#m                              E
              You’re not Mother Earth now

A        E         C#m    F#m
Pregnant women are smug
         D                E
Everyone knows it, nobody says it, 
                A
because they're pregnant


A      E        C#m   F#m
Effing son of a gun
                    D                         E
You think you're so deep now, you give me the creeps now 
                A
Now that you're pregnant