Pregnant Women Are Smug Tabulatur von Garfunkel And Oates

C        G         Em    Am
Pregnant women are smug
         F                G
Everyone knows it, nobody says it, 
                C
because they're pregnant


C      G        Em   Am
Effing son of a gun
                    F                         G
You think you're so deep now, you give me the creeps now 
            C
that you're pregnant

Am                               Em
           I can’t count all the ways how
Am                         G
           You speak in clichés now

  C             G            Em   Am
I can’t wait to hear someone say
                   F
Don’t care if it’s brain-dead
                   G
Don’t care if it’s limbless
            C
If it has a penis


      C        G         Em    Am
Cause Pregnant women are smug
         F                G
Everyone knows it, nobody says it, 
                C
because they're pregnant

Am                               Em
         This zen world you’re enjoying
Am                          G
         Makes you really annoying

C        G            Em   Am
Bitch, I don’t really care
              F
I was being polite now
                  G
Since you have no life now
            C
That you’re pregnant

    C          G          Em   Am
You say you’re walking on air
                      F
You think that you’re glowing
                 G
But you had been ho-ing
               C
And now you’re pregnant

Am                               Em
              You’re just giving birth now
Am                              G
              You’re not Mother Earth now

C        G         Em    Am
Pregnant women are smug
         F                G
Everyone knows it, nobody says it, 
                C
because they're pregnant


C      G        Em   Am
Effing son of a gun
                    F                         G
You think you're so deep now, you give me the creeps now 
                C
Now that you're pregnant