Do You Swear To Tell The Truth, The Whole Truth, And Nothing But The Truth, So Help Your Black Ass Tab por Amanda Palmer

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When I was six years old my sister Alyson
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Asked for a stove for her birthday
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A chordA miniature one you could actually cook with
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And my mom was nice and she bought one

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Alyson needed a reason to bake something
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Barged in my room and she grabbed me
She said
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I made a cake and we're going next door
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To sam weinstein's and you're getting married

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the cake was burned
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it tasted gross
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she made me kiss him
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on the mouth

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now i am 33
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unmarried happily
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no plans in life and i'm planning to keep it that way
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i do kissing with only one mission
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do you like to kiss then you have my permission

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and i have already spent too much time
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doing things i didn't want to
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so if i just want to make out all the time
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you can bet your black ass that i'm going to


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When I was nine I was kind of a loser
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The kids in my class didn't like me
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Melanie chow was the meanest of all
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And my mom made me go to her party

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Nobody talked to me I sat there quietly
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Drawing with crayons on a napkin
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A chordA picture of melanie skewered with a pitchfork
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Her legs getting eaten by lions

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The cake was good
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I took some home
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I had a party
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In my room

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Now I have friends and I'm not such a loser
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But I go to bars all alone and I sit there
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And order red wine and I write and I like being alone around people
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Yes that's how I like it

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and i have already spent too much time
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doing things i didn't want to
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So if I wanna sit here and write and drink wine
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you can bet your black ass that i'm going to

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yes i come here often
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sure i'll have another one
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yes i come here often
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sure i'll have another one
but i don't have to talk to you

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When I was 17 I was a blowjob queen
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Picking up tips from the masters
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I was so busy perfecting my art I was clueless to what they were after
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Now I'm still a blowjob queen far more selectively
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I don't make love now to make people love me
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But I don't mind sharing my gift with the planet
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We're all gonna die and a blowjob's fantastic

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When I was I was a rock star
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But it didn't pay too well I had to strip on the side
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Of the road to get ready for shows and the cars driving by
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Baby they'd never know
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What a bargain they'd gotten
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And if I'm forgotten
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I'm perfectly happy with all that has happened
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And I still get laughed at but it doesn't bother me
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I'm just so glad to hear laughter around me


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and i've already spent too much time
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doing things i didn't want to

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so if i want to drink alone
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dressed like a pirate
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or look like a dyke
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or wear high heels and lipstick
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or hide in a convent
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or try to be mayor
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or marry a writer
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smoke crack and slash tires
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make jokes you don't like
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or paint ducks and retire
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YOU CAN BET YOUR BLACK ASS THAT I'M GOING TO

 

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