Stilts And Quilts Tab par Veggie Tales

Vamp E
(And now it's time for silly hold it!
And now it's time for silly songs with Scottish Larry
The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly Scottish song)
(Scooter: I can't tell ya how proud I am at this moment!)
E
I dance on stilts, while he knits quilts 
   (nice quilt!)
                                     B
I sing with simulated Scottish island lilt 
   (ah beautiful)
He plays his bagpipes, eats haggis melts 
   (Haggis!)
                                            E
We feel so smart in our red tartan Scottish kilts
   (sing it lads)
    A              E
In our red tartan kilts
            B                                E
We feel so smart in our red tartan Scottish kilts
(Technically you stitch a quilt, but otherwise lovely!)

Verse 2:
(Jean Claude: Top of ze morning to you!)
(S:I'll have you know that's not in Scotland)
F
I dance on stilts 
   (excuse me sir!)
He stitches quilts 
   (what ya doing with a shamrock!)
                                     C
I sing with simulated Northern Irish lilt
   (Irish?)
He plays his whistle 
   (what?)
Eats salted smelts 
   (that's not on the menu!)
                                           F
We feel so smart in our green tartan Irish kilts 
   (I have nothing against me Irish mates)
    Bb             F
In our green tartan kilts
            C                             F
We feel so smart in our green tartan Irish kilts 
    (but this is a Scotish song!)

Verse3:
(JC: Chip chip, cheerio!)
(S: Hooh!)
            F#
I dance on stilts, he stitches quilts 
   (what are ya doing!)
                                       Db
I sing with simulated English Cockney lilt 
   (English?!)
He plays his trumpet 
   (goh!)
Eats crumpet melts 
   (give me that crumpet!)
                                              F#
We feel so smart in our St. George's English kilts 
   (well ya shouldn't, laddies)
    B              F#
In our St. George's kilts 
   (no, wait!)
   Db                                         F#
We feel so smart in our St. George's English kilts 
   (Ohhh!)

Verse 4:
(JC: Howdy y'all!)
(S: Stop it you, you're ruining me moment!)
             G
I dance on stilts, he stitches quilts 
   (American!)
                                D
I sing with ordinary unaccented lilt 
   (I'm feeling dizzy)
He plays his banjo, eats cheddar melts 
   (I'm breaking up)
                                               G
We feel so smart in our star spangled strip-ed kilts 
   (stop this right now!)
    C                  G
In our star spangled kilts 
   (let me tell ya!)
            D                                  G
We feel so smart in our star spangled strip-ed kilts 
   (ahhh)
            D                                  G
We feel so smart in our star spangled strip-ed kilts 
   (ohhh!)

(This has been silly songs with Scottish Larry tune in next time to hear Larry say:
Larry: Just get him some scotch tape and butterscotch, he'll be fine!
S: Ach, my bonnie lies over the ocean)