50 Ways To Say Goodbye Tab par Train

-Fandango- 
Am         Dm
 My heart is paralyzed
G           C
 My head was oversized
F              Dm               E
 I'll take the high road like I should
Am             Dm
 You said it's meant to be
G                  C
 That it’s not you, it’s me
F              Dm             E
 You're leaving now for my own good


[STOP]
That's cool but if my friends ask
where you are I'm gonna say


           F
She went down in an airplane
C
Fried getting suntan
G               Am
 Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
F                C                     E
Help me, help me, I’m no good at goodbyes
          F
She met a shark underwater
C
Fell and no one caught her
G           Am
 I returned everything I ever bought her
F                C              E
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies

 
      E              Am
And ways to say you died
Dm G C F Dm E


-Fandango- 
Am              Dm
 My pride still feels the sting
G           C
 You were my everything
F              Dm                 E
 Someday I'll find a love like yours
Am               Dm
 She'll think I'm Superman
G          C
 Not super minivan
F               Dm              E
 How could you leave on Yom Kippur


[STOP]
That's cool but if my friends ask
where you are I'm gonna say


 F                            C
She was caught in a mudslide, eaten by a lion
G                 Am
 Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
F                  C                  E
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
 F                           C
She dried up in the desert, drowned in a hot tub
G                        Am
 Danced to death at an east side nightclub
F                C                E
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies


      E              Am
And ways to say you died
Dm G C F Dm E


-Fandango- 
F                         G
 I wanna live a thousand lives with you
F                          G
 I wanna be the one you’re dying to
F                G
 Love - but you don't want to


[STOP]
That's cool but if my friends ask
where you are I'm gonna say
E     E     E      E     E     E 
That's cool but if my friends ask
where you are I'm gonna say


          F
She went down in an airplane
C
Fried getting suntan
G               Am
 Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
F                C                     E
Help me, help me, I’m no good at goodbyes
          F
She met a shark underwater
C
Fell and no one caught her
G           Am
 I returned everything I ever bought her
F                C              E
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies


 F                            C
She was caught in a mudslide, eaten by a lion
G                 Am
 Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
F                  C                  E
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
 F                           C
She dried up in the desert, drowned in a hot tub
G                        Am
 Danced to death at an east side nightclub
F                C                E
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies


       E               F-C-G   F-C-G
And ways to say you died

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From: Morristown Uke Jam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiElh90ADFs
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