Half A Man Tab par Stephen Lynch

Verse 1:
       G            
All my days,
   A#         F      G
 I live with my disgrace
    A#         F       G
I'm afraid to show my face
       A#         F      D#
Or at least take off my underwear...


          G
See I was born
       A#        F        G
Like a half way neutered pet
        A#      F        G
I don't have a matching set
       A#       F
It's a part of me
     D#
That just aint there
        
Please, don't stare


Chorus
           G                A#
Well I'm a gambling man with out two dice
         G                       A#
I'm like Uncle Ben with only one grain of rice
      G                     A#
Oh to have two testis would be so nice
         F   D#   G
But I'm half a man
          F    D#    G
Yeah, I'm half a man


Verse2
      G
Wanna die
        A#        F       G
end it all, just call it quits
        A#      F        G
I can't find a cup that fits
       A#        F       D#
And at baseball games I feel so dumb
       D#
When I hear "ball one?


       G
Oh, my God
          A#        F       G
How could you have been so cruel
        A#      F      G
To give me one family jewel
        A#          F          D#
And the one that's there must feel so sad
       D#
He's a lonely nad

Chorus 2
           G                    A#
Well I'm a marathon runner with just one leg
      G                    A#
I'm a fallopian tube with just one egg
      G
Oh, I want another testi
     A#
Do I have to beg?
    F    D# G
I'm half a man
         F    D# G
Yeah, im half a man


Bridge
G..A#...G...A#...G...A#...F...D#
kinda like chorus

Chorus 3
           G                            A#
Well I'm a tweedle dee with no tweedle dum
          G                                 A#
And I'm a Siskel and an Gbert with just one thumb
          G                          A#
And I'm a Yo Ho Ho with no bottle of rum
         F    D#  G
I'm just half a man
          F    D#  G
Yeah, I'm half a man