The Herse Song Tab par Rusty Cage

Verse:
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Don’t ever laugh as a hearse goes by for you may be the next to die, 
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They wrap you up in bloody sheets to drop you 6 feet underneath, 
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They put you in a pinewood box and cover you up with dirt and rocks,
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It all goes well for about a week, and then your coffin begins to leak,

 
Chorus:
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And the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,
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The worms play pinochle on your snout, 
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They eat your eyes, they eat your nose,
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As you begin to decompose,

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A slimy beetle with demon’s eyes, 
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Chews through your stomach and out your sides,
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Your stomach turns to rancid grease,
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And puss pours out like melted cheese, 
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You spread it on a slice of bread, 
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And that’s what you’ll eat when you’re dead,

Chorus:
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And the worms crawl out, the worms crawl in,
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The ones that crawl in are lean and thin,
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The ones that crawl out are fat and stout, 
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Your eyes fall in and your hair falls out,

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Your brain turns into maggot pie,
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Your liver starts to liquify,
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And for the living, all is well,
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As you sink further into hell,

 
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And the flames rise up to drag you down,
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Into the fire where you will drown, 
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Your skin melts off as you descend,
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And Satan tears you limb from limb,
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Your suffering will never end,

Chorus:
           D           Bb                   Gm                     A7
And the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,
     Dm            Bb                Dm                  A7           Dm
They’ll eat your guts and then shit them out, 
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And when your bones begin to rot,
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The worms remain, but you do not, 

Verse:
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So don’t ever laugh as a hearse goes by, 
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For someday, you’ll be the one to die, 
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And when Death brings his cold despair, 
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Ask yourself, “Will anyone care?”