A Terrible Valentine's Day Song Tab par Jacksfilms (Accords Baryton)

Bb
   Hey Girl.
      F
I wrote this song for you.
Gm                                                          Eb
So if you could s-shut up. Shut your f- Shut up.
 Bb
It's Valentine's Day
 F
and I wanted to say
Gm
that Cupid's arrow's hit me in the most
Eb
peculiar way
Bb
and I don't know how to say it
F
but in my heart, I know it's true.
Gm
The only girl I wanna be with
Eb
on Valentine's Day
Bb
is your sister.
  
Ooooohhh Oooohhh.
F
I wanna get with ya,
with ya sister.
Gm                  Eb
Ya ya ya ya. Ya ya yeaaa.
                                               Bb
Hooking up with your way hotter sister.
 
Ooooohhh Oooohhh.
F                                        Gm
Do you think you can do me a solid
Eb
and tell your way hotter sister I said, "Hello"
Thank you.
Bb
I hope you're not offended.
F
I hope you're not surprised.
Gm
But I think I saw her giving me the "let's go out the back and hook up in the shed
Eb
 until the sunrise" eyes.
Bb                        F
(and) Baby x8
Gm
I was wondering if it wasn't too much trouble
Eb 
that maybe,
I could meet your momma.
Bb
Ooooohhh Oooohhh.
F
Hooking up with your sister and your momma.
Gm
Ya ya ya ya. Ya ya yeaaa.
Eb
Maybe cause some
multi-generational drama.
Bb
Ooooohhh Oooohhh.
F                   
 Has your momma been doing
some Zumba?
Gm                    
Ya ya ya ya. Ya ya yeaaa.
Eb
She looks really good for her age. Wait.
Bb
Why are you crying?
F
Why are you screaming?
Gm
You sound like you're dying.
Eb
It's really unappealing.
Bb
Did you think I wanted you?
F
Well I honestly don't know how
Gm
you know you're chances would be a whole lot better if
Eb
you shaved your unibrow.
I'm hooking up with your sister
Bb
your momma
F
your sister's hot friend
LaShaundah.
Hooking up with your
Gm
whole damn family
Eb
your whole damn family.

Bb;F;Gm;Eb